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Body Vault

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Hey everyone! K~Žok here, comin' atcha with what I'd like to call the BODY VAULT. Do you dare ask what the BODY VAULT is? Dare I answer? Ok, I'll stop being cute, lol. Basically it's a 5 part series about the *N SYNC body. I know y'all are *somewhat* familiar with it, but I'm gonna get close and personal with you and break it down EF style. And for each guy who gets complimented on there body part, they get 1 cool point. Who will come out on top? You'll just have to read on to find out :)~

PART 1

The *N SYNC EYE

Isn't it amazing what a little vizine can do for ya, Jace? A couple drops after every hit and no one will be the wiser, right? OK, I can't lie. I can't resist this boys eyes! Sometimes they look blue, sometimes they look grey, either way, they make me melt, and I'm sure Alli will agree with me on that one. 1 cool point for, JC!

OK, even though I'm not a Lance fan, I feel I must be unbiased and say HOT FUCKIN DAMN!!! ::fans herself:: OK, I'm not really fanning myself because...well...it's Lance, lol. I'm sure BexXx and Liv would kill me if I didn't give baby boy a cool point, though. His eyes are so green, that they're almost glow in the dark. Maybe he was a cat in a prior life...ok, maybe he was more like Hello, Kitty, but who's keeping track, right? 1 cool point!

Ok, I'm going to call these eyes the "Screw Me" eyes. Seriously, don't they say, "Hey baby, why don't you meet me up in my hotel room around midnight?" They are very nice to look at, but I wouldn't fall for this playa's gaze. I'm only speaking for myself, though. I'm sure a couple of you would take his bait, hook, line *N SYNCER. 1 cool point!

In the words of Mya, I need a man who's fly, high rise, brown eyes, ain't shy. However, his eyes remind of walnuts. I just wanna go up and pluck them out of his eye sockets and eat them...::rethinks what she just said:: 1/2 cool point!

Ah, behold the eye of Jospeh. Um...what can one say about Joey's eyes? Nothing really.

However, lucky for him, he has a brother with very nice peepers. 1 cool point for Steve. No cool points for Joey, lol. *waves at Brittany!*

[Part 2][Part 3][Parts 4 & 5][Conclusion]

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