Prepare yourselves ladies (and perhaps, gentlemen) for our main course!
PART 4 & 5
The *N SYNC BOOTAY AND "PACKAGE"
*In case you're not subscribed to PLB (::gasp::) or even if you are, BexXx already did an article on the *N SYNC ass, so I'll make this part a less defined. If that breaks your heart and you just can't live without out FULL breakdown of the *N SYNC ass, you can find the article by clicking the PLB link and searching the back issues.
JC, Chris, Lance...I COMMEND you on your asses! VERY nice! JC's is JUST the right size that you could take your two hands and cup them around each cheek and just savor the firmness, ya know? *giggle* And Chris' is just round and nice and small and YUM! And Lance, well we all know him for his big ole ghetto bootay, right? I mean LOOK at that piece of work! Cool points for you all!
::calls 911:: "Hello, 9111 emergency?"
"Yes, hello, my name is Justin and I seemed to have lost my ASS!" No cool points for you, baby! Perhaps Justin borrowed his ass to Joey, cause lord only KNOWS how much booty that man has. I'd be afriad to slap his tush in fear it would swallow me up! No cool points!
I'm not sure if Joe's pants are just too tight for him and he's possibly tugging on them to allow room for his package (We'll assume so), but he's certainly got a lot of room in those leather pants of his! BUT since he IS Italian and SINCE I remember him trying to explain WHY he needs to wear spandex (to prevent floppage and such) I will ASSUME that he's rather well endowed and award him with 1 cool point!
There's SOMETHIN there, but whether or not it's a penis is debateable! Could be a banana, or a phone, or a bike or something, I'm not sure, but it looks scarey. No cool points, man!
Hmm...it looks small, ladies. I've heard otherwise, but the eyes don't lie. I'll give him 1/2 a cool point!
Then again...I could be BLIND AS A FUCKING BAT! What the hell? I'll give him a whole cool point!
Hmmm...you know what they say: "Little feet...little...," but perhaps it's not true in this case? I dunno...The older you grow the bigger it gets? PSHAW! Who the hell am I fooling? He prolly borrowed Lance's banana! Sorry, boy! No cool points!
Ok, my friends and I have a joke about Jace, here. We call him 'dick on a stick' and for a reason. His dick is huge. I mean seriously, have y'all ever watched his package when he performs? He's ALWAYS excited! That's my baby! 1 cool point!
