5. He always leave you feeling sore
4. You get used to the headboard hangover
3. You eat dinner alone
2. After some spit swapping you feel a lil spastic(its the crack)
1. You always wanna brush your teeth after kissing him
5. Anytime, anywhere really isn't that bad
4. You're kinda broke from buying all those birthcontrol items
3. You enjoy having some extra warmth to snuggle up to
2. After making out you need to pick the junk food outta your teeth
1. You get used to that itching/burning sensation in your crotch
5. You've noticed he has more clothes he doesn't wear than clothes you do wear
4. He has more shoes than you
3. 1/2 an hour really isn't as long as you'd like
2. What's w/ the mirror on the ceiling?
1. Who's "Be Be" and why is she always calling?
5. He gets the concept, but really isn't that good in the sack
4. He has more pink clothes than you
3. He has more makeup than you
2. He won't let you read from any of his subscribitons to---well every teen girl mag
1. He won't be in seen in public w/ u, for fear of u looking better than him
5. You have to spoon feed him
4. You have to make sure he gets his viagra on time
3. You have to remember everything for him
2. You have to read to him, because his eyes are so feeble
1. You run his life for him
5. He tapes you when you get up
4. He tapes you as you get ready for the day
3. He tapes you eating
2. He tapes you shopping
1. Why is the camera running when you two have sex?
