Mmmkay, so y'all know that JC was supposed to have an album out August 19. September 09. But, October is fast approaching and we should have it out really soon, right? October 21, October 28, that's the big day. Sorry, guys. Those hooligans at Jive pushed it back to January 27, 2004...though we've heard reports as late as March. In protest, many fans have started a letter-writing campaign to Jive Records showing their support. Take a peek at some of the ones they've received so far, as reported by Liv, Mel, Bex, and Helen.
| dear jive, you suck. yeah, you better have a damned good reason for pushing back josh's album release date for the 150 billionth time. if jc went by the name, say...justin timberlake...his album would've been out last year. not this early 2004 bullshit. all I gotta say is that homeboy better have one hell of a promotional push (i'm talking bells, whistles, and pyro) or i'm gonna enlist the help of the evil one himself *summons waderj* to banish y'all to a firey oblivion. get it, got it, good. have a crunk day! :) love, Dear Jive, You are not nice. In fact, you are mean. JC deserves to be heard! We DEMAND his album at once or we will send Wader J after your sorry asses...and trust us, you don't wanna see what that boy can do with a microphone and a bottle of vaseline! Thank you for your time and consideration, Dear Jive, If you don't put out JC's album...we will be forced to break out the quacking speculum... Thank you, Dear Jive, Your companizzle sucks my nonexistent left testicizzle. That's all, Dear JIVE, WHATS THE FUCKING HOLD UP ON JC's ALBUM??? I MEAN FOR REALS...JUST DROP THE DUMB ASS SHIT ALREADY SO WE CAN FUcKING LAUGH OR SOMETHING. THIS OL' HOLDING OUT BULLSHIT IS FOR REAL STARS LIKE JUSTIN! LOVE, Dear Jive, Please be informed that we are taking all the legal strides necessary to make sure you are arrested for the rape of JC Chasez's music by one Mister Justin Timberlake...I hope he can afford Cochran. Peace Out, Dear Jive, I know where you live and you are not crunk, nor are you jiggy. Neither is JC, but he's better than Justin Timbertampon. Later, Dear Mister Timberlake, Please go to the houses of all people who bought your album "Justified", and take away their copies, replacing them with "Schizophrenic" as your music sucks, and Mister Chasez's doesn't. Thank you, The End, Dear Jive, Please release "Schizophrenic" as JC needs to eat...I mean seriously folks, look at the boy...he's wasting away. He needs the money to buy himself a carne asada burrito or something...so for the love of God, man... Feed JC Chasez! Kisses and Hugs, Dear Jive, I hereby do petition to legally change JC Chasez's name to Justin Timberlake as to further "speedify" the release of his album. I just poopied my pants too. Tee hee. Your fwend, Dear Jive, JC is malnurished, he needs food, money, a place to live, some red blood cells, a echocardiogram, some new clothes, a bike and a haircut....PLEASE RELEASE THE ALBUM! Yours truly, Dear Jive, I'm tired of working for that bitch Justin. Please release JC's record so that I may have a better work enviornment. Thank you very much, Dear Jive, Please release JC's album so that he'll stay the hell off my show, DAMNIT. Wade J. Robson Dear Jive, Yeth, thith ith Leon Phelpth. I think it would be a very theckthay thing for y'all to releath JTheez album Thinth I left EthNL, I need more ladieth. Yeah. Thath Nithe. Dear Jive, I request that you put out JC's solo record. I need to be in his video again. Gotta keep up my image as the "celebrity stalker." The Tarantula Dear Jive, Please release JC's record so that he may tour. The people must know that I have been reincarnated. The FRO Dear Jive, We demand that you release JC's solo record, or you'll never see the Merry Men again. Signed, Dear Jive, Yeah, this whole holding out JC's album? I'm lovin' it. JT | Dear Jive, I am Schizophrenic. I am. Who said that? Where are you? Who is that? Release the album now. My other selves say so. Thanks, Dear Jive, This is Gilbert Gottfried. Please release JC's album or I will be forced to come to your offices and sing the Macarena at the top of my lungs until it is released. DEAR JIVE, Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm Schizophrenic..and SO am I! Deer Jive, pleeze releese JC's album so I can releese my album of parodeez. Cinsearly, Dear Jive, Would you kindly take Justin's dick out of your mouth to recognize the REAL talent you are keeping from us? Thank you, Dear Jive, Your name sucks. You should change it to "Jerks" or "Joke", or "Justin Inc." Fuckers. G'day. Dear Jive, Please release my record or I will be forced to join a brothel in Paris and sell my snake-like mandick to unshaven Parisian women, like xtina. *gag* Thanks, Dear Jive, Please release JC's album so he'll get really famous and I can finally be second cutest in Nsync. Thank you in advance, Dear Jive, You guys are tools. How do I know? It takes one to know one. RELEASE JC'S RECORD! Later days, Dear Jive, Justin sold us out, and now he's played out. I gave JC his rhyming dictionary back, so release his album already! Plus, we need to record another album because I'm in need of a paycheck. Thanks man, Earday Ivejay, Ouyay owknay ethay expressionway, "enwhay igspay yflay"? Ellway, eway ustjay entsay Ilburway otay ethay oonmay. Isthay eansmay atthay JC'say albumway ustmay ebay eleasedray. Incerelysay, Dear Jive, Lyke, omigod! Justin Timberlake iz totally hott, but lyke, soooooooooo played out. Seriously, lyke if U release JC's album Skitzofrenic, or whatever, dat would B lyke, da bomb. JC Chasez 4ever! Luv, ¡Hola Jive! Justin Timberlake esta en mis pantalones cantando con los pollos de Trace, entonces, por favor, planzar la musica de JC. Enrique Iglesias Dear Jive, Please release JC's album. I don't want JC trying to sell his mandick to me. I prefer making out with lesbian American popstars who pretend they're straight and British. Thanks, Dear Jive, You're deeethpicable. Sylvester Dear Jive, Hemmmerrriiiidonwanna. Yoooodonknowme. Iwannnasomthintoeat. NoooooIdonliketha--SUGAR PIEEEEE. Anna Nicole Dear Jive, Please release JC's album. I used to be his girlfriend, and I am starting to lose publicity. My career is suffering as a result of his absence. Thanks, Dear Jive, For the love of God I seriously need some action. I have been overly deprived except for the occasional tango with my loving master's hand. I NEED WOMEN. PLEASE RELEASE THE FRIGGIN ALBUM. JC's Mandick Yo Jive, Y'all gots ta release JC'salbum already. He'suh pimp-tight nig, one o' muh ma fuckin bomb clients. He deserves da chance ta be as sucessful as dat beeotch bandmate o' his, Justin Timberlake. Besides, he stays in bidness, I stay in bidness...if ya know what I'm sayin'. Peace, dear jive, this isn't CRUNK!! you are not being crunk now! love, |
