Hey Erma...thanks for the birthday wishes, the parody's cute!
As for that picture up there...well, there's Joey at the dinner table. We could say something REALLY mean about Bobbie and sugar cubes, but we'll refrain by simply saying NEIGH BABY!
I've been waiting for breakfast to come now
Dinner was long ago
But I can't diet 'cuz I had tried it once
I almost could have starved
I've been eating now every 24/7 ever since that diet
Now the box of Krispy Kremes, they're disappearing right by my side
I got you now
Donut, thought you would run away…
Bright light in kitchen, light the way…
(Chorus)
I wanna eat all night
Ain't no stoppin' 'til the teenies gonna hate
I have to look inside every cabinet drawer, I could have missed a crumb
I wanna go munch, munch
On cheese, candy and meat
And when that time would come
I'll let the light shine
When I look for ice cream
Twinkies and I won't separate
I eat forever
I can't feel breakfast comin' closer
Eating in the dark
My expanding waist and my shape like a boulder
I filled my grocery cart
I can't explain to my fans how I am with food
How many tempting dreams that's been starring food
I got you now.
Donut, thought you would run away
Bright light in the kitchen, light the way…
(Chorus)
I can't get nothin' done cuz my obsession with food
It doesn't really matter to me
Teenies still think I look good
I can't explain to my fans how I am with food
How many triple scoop ice creams I've had that never tasted so good
But, I've got you now
Donut, thought you would run away
Bright light in the kitchen
Light the WAY!!!!!!!
(Chorus 2x)
All night
I wanna eat
All night
Can I go…
Subway's?
How about…
BK?
I wanna eat
All night
Can I go…
Pizza?
What about…
Bacon?
But I can't go on a…
Diet!
