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*N Sync at the Fair

Hey, this is a submission by our girl Jackie. You might remember her, she wrote that *N Sync 2000 Holiday Special back in December. Yep, it's her again! Well, down in Miami, FL, the fair has come to town once again & she thought it would be funny to write something about *N Sync at the fair. Well, here it is! Enjoy! (Thanks again Jackie! :)

Justin: Ooh! I wanna ride that one!

JC: Can you hold on for one minute?! We have to wait 'till Lance gets out of the bathroom. I swear, you're worse than a 5 year old!

Justin: Shut yo' mouf! You don't tell me wha' to do! Shii!

*Lance runs out of the bathroom screaming as Chris runs after him*

Justin: Wha' da' hell be goin' on, yo?

Lance: *Out of breath* Chris...was...in...the...the

Chris: I was in the bathroom stall next to his and I managed to take a peek. Then, I slid in through the stall. I took his pants and *breaks into laughter* I threw them out of the stall!

Lance: That was so not funny since I had to go and get them...ON MY OWN!

Chris: Yes, it was so HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

JC: That's it! Chris, what did I tell you about taking other people's pants while they're in a public bathroom?!?!

Chris: *hangs his head low with shame* I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again...I promise. Just don't spnak me when we get home, ok?

JC: Oh, alright. Hey, where's Joey?

Justin: Yo JC, he be ova' there!

Lance: I knew he would do something like this!

JC: I swear, I feel like I'm taking care of children!

*JC and the others head towards Joey. JC grabs him by the shoulders and turns him around*

JC: What the hell do you think you're doing?!!

Joey: *opens his mouth to speak, but instead, food comes out* I was hungry...

Lance: You were hungry?! Joey, you just freakin' ate like 5 hot dogs, 2 hamburgers, and 6 candy apples about 5 minutes ago!

Justin: Damn boy! You be gettin' yo' eat on fo' real! Eat, eat, eat all day long! Eat, eat, eat while I sing this song...

*Gets interrupted by Chris*

Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know the dam'n song already. Shut the hell up already!

Lance: Stop fighting you guys! We're in public!

Justin: Whateva yo! I wanna go on the bumper cars!

JC: Ok, but then we go home.

Justin: Aww! I don't wanna!

Joey: I'm hungry!

All of the guys: Shut up you fat ass!!!

*The alarm of Chris's wrist watch goes off all of a sudden. Chris is obviously oblivious to the sound*

JC: Uh, Chris. CHRIS!

Chris: Huh? What? What did you say?

JC: Chris, turn up your hearing aid!

Chris: Who's gonna get laid?!

*Lance screams in his ear*

Lance: NO YOU MORON!!! HE SAID TO TURN UP YOUR DAM'N HEARING AID!

Chris: Oh, ok Thanks! I'd love some lemonade!

*All the guys sigh in frustration*

Justin: Y'all be so whack, fo' real yo! Lemme do it for da' dam'n old geezer!

*Justin reaches over to Chris's ear and adjusts the volume on his hearing aid*

Chris: Oh, my hearing aid! Thanks buddy!

JC: Chris, you're alarm went off a minute ago. I think it's time for your medication.

Chris: Oh yeah! Ow, my legs and hip hurts. We should leave in a few mintues.

Justin: Dam'n yo! Y'all know how to take da' fun out of everythin'!

JC: One more ride and then we'll leave.

Justin: Yay!

*They go on the bumper cars and then head on out. In a short while, they arrive home*

JC: Well, Chris was really tired after all. He totally passed out in the car.

Lance: You think we should get him out of the car?

JC: Naw, let him sleep there. If we wake him up, the ritalin he took will wear off in a while.

*Joey rushes to the kitchen*

Joey: I'm hungry!!!!

JC: Lance, could you please follow him to the kitchen and make sure Joey doesn't eat the refrigerator?

Lance: Uggh! Why do I always have to get stuck watching over Joey?! It's not fair!

*Lance relunctantly heads to the kitchen*

*JC turns around to speak to Justin, but finds him passed out on the couch sucking his thumb*

JC: Poor little guy. He always get pooped out from a long day at the fair.

*JC takes a blanket and covers Justin with it. Then, he kisses Justin on the forehead*

JC: Good night, JuJu. Sweet dreams!

*THE END*


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