*Sits down on a stool and gently strums a guitar*
*Ahem* A long...long time ago...in a galaxy far away...there lived five handsome princes. Prince Lance of Basstonia, Prince Joshua of Chasezton, Prince Christopher of the Kirkpatricks, Prince Joseph of Fatoneville, and last (and definitely least) Prince Justin from the Lake of Timber...
For a great many seasons the Princes lived happily in harmony...until one fateful year when there arose a great war between them.
You see, Prince Justin had grown vain and greedy...and desired more wealth than he already possessed. He set forth on a mission to acquire this wealth, leaving behind his brethren, who sat confused and unsure of what the future had in store for them.
Prince Lance decided to attempt to travel to distant, uncharted lands...Prince Joseph dropped his crown, lowering himself to a mere actor *shudder*...Prince Christopher became a hermit...but the bravest of them all was the mighty Prince Joshua...
Prince Joshua, armed with the sword of Schizophrenia, battled the newly evil Prince Justin...Threatening to shake the pillar of superiority he had placed himself upon. Unfortunately for our hero, the evil trolls from the land of JIVE had concocted an evil plan to shatter the sword of Schizophrenia, holding it back from striking before it was far too late.
Shaken *not stirred* by his failed attempts to de-throne Justin, the newly crowned "King of Pop", Prince Joshua returned to his fellow Princes, and told them of his misfortunes. They banded together around him and brought unto him gifts of wine, women, and song...Mostly wine.
Meanwhile, in a nearby township, seven lovely sisters sat daily waiting for news of the Princes. Slowly, one-by-one, the sisters began their own quests on their own...Allison set forth to further her education amongst the teaching faeries of a kingdom nearby, she buried herself in her studies of Political Science *Which means she's a lot smarter than me...*...Lucky, also focusing on education cast herself amongst the heathens of a land known as "New York" where she studied English *Strangely enough...she speaks it fluently*...Melody, staying true to her name set forth to study Music in a land called "Boston"...Tabz chose her fate by chasing off into the woods after a pair of nymphs by the names of "Dakota" and "Skye" while studying hard to get her associate's degree in Legal Assistance...Olivia too continued her journey of higher education studying speech communication, and happily traipsing around her township of Detroit WHAT?! (as well as the sea-front land of Miami) after the Princes on some of their rare appearances together, only to be felled by a terrible affliction of the knee *But canes are SO sexy! *wink* still she perservered with the help of a source of magic known as "P.T." and soon shall be frolicking in the fields of the fandom once more...Becca, *Whom in my opinion was the loveliest of the seven...so sue me!* sold her soul to a band of roving gypsies and fell prey to a pair of screaming one year old twin banshees...And Julie...well...no one quite knows to this day what has become of Julie...perhaps if you see her, you could kindly send her home? She should be easy to spot...cute little thing...enjoys singing "Dreeeeeeeeam Weaver!!!" *We miss you JuleZ!*
Is this the end of our story? I hear you cry...Nay, my children...This story has not yet reached it's climax...The Princes of *_SYNC still wander about...The now-evil Prince Justin lay limp and lifeless in the clutches of the evil sorceress Camerondiaz...and as for us? Our story is just beginning...
Happy New Year!
BexXx
