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At your request....lol one of my new parodies....hope you like it and if ya do, there's plenty more where that came from...JRTDREAM

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From Ashanti's "Foolish" - A Parody In Support of our beloved Fro

Froish

See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro
See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro

Ladies, I don't know why ya doggin' me so bad
You say you love me, no one above me
And I am all you have
And though my fro has been gone before…
Ya'll can't stop crying
I don't know how I allow you to treat me this way
BITCH, I'M JRT!!

See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro
See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro

Ladies, I don't know why my shaved head is so wrong
When I was wit Brit, I bleached this shit
The bleach was oh, so wrong
And gurlz, ya'll know ya really love you
Ya'll can't deny
You can see how my thrusts can bring ya'll to so many tears
after all these years

See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro
See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro

Fans:
Oohhhhh
We trusted you, we trusted you
So sad, so sad
What Brit-AIDS made you do
All the B.S. we accept,
Just to see your curlz get wet…
To all of my ladies (and teenies)
Feel me c'mon sing wit me…

See, when you shave your head I leave you
But you tell me that fro needs me
And I'm weak cuz I believe you
And I'm mad cuz I still love you
So I stop and think that maybe
Fro will grow back on JuJu baby…
Then it all remains the same that
Elmer Fudd is here to stay…
(Fudd is here to stay, Fudd is here to stay)

Ju:
See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro
See my head is cold without you
The fans, they only want me with you
And though my scalp can't take no more
I keep on shaving off the fro

Ladies, why you hurt me
Fro-Ju got too dirty…
Swore I'd clean my sad-ass hair
And all I did was shave it off
Looking in my mirrors
Missing my lush geri-curlz…
But even when the fro gets hacked,
The peach fuzz always grows it back…

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