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Lance visits the fun house

We found out Lance went to the carnival recently. While he was there, he took a minute to stop by the funhouse and look into all the mirrors. He was frightened by what he saw (and frankly, so were we.)

I think this settles the whole "He doesn't look like Ellen! Yes he does. No he doesn't! Yes he does. No he doesn't!" argument.

Lance was originally cast in Coneheads. He lost his role, but I managed salvage his head shot!

If Lance and Bill Nye the Science Guy mated, this is what their child would look like.

ROFL. The fact that he looks like Billy Gillman in this one is funny it its own right. I don't need to comment further.

I am a Lansigoober. I have no place to live. Won't you take me home with you and love me?

Heh heh. Butt-head, I look like one of those NSUCK dudes. I can pick up chicks. I'm gonna score. Heh heh.

Stick that melon on a doll's body and you have a brand new merchandising scheme

Three words: "ET Phone Hoooome"

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