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Don't Let Joe Do Me

Can I participate in the madness?? Hey Liv! I was checking out the site and noticed that you're taking submissions...so I was just wondering, will you look at this parody of mine? It's about Joey, but if you don't like it, I understand. No animosity! Like it says, I have nada against Joey. It's all in good fun! Anyway, take the time to check it out, and have fun with the *NJEFers on the site's birthday! ~Jessie

Hey girl! Sure, you can participate in the madness! =) Thanks for your parody. It's clever, and reminicent of one of Brittany's old parodies, Ills, Pills, Bills. --Olivia

[Quick Note: I don't have anything against Joey Fatone or what he does in his spare time. I'm only doing this for humor, folkies. Mmm-kay?]

Don't Let Joe Do Me
(to the tune of Pink's "Don't Let Me Get Me")

1st verse:
Never wanted herpes
I don't want HIV
I can't take my chances
with a guy that's never clean
Sure, he dated me
(cause Justy hated me)
But I'd always get a fright
when he'd ask for sex every night
Every day I'm running off to get a pap smear
wondering what that boy did to me

Chorus:
He's a hazard to my health
Don't let Joe do me
'Fraid he'll put some bug in me
and leave me with a terrible rash
that's irritating
Don't wanna be his ho no more
why can't he fuck somebody else?
(Why can't he fuck somebody else?)

2nd verse:
My girls told me
"don't be a whore"
but it's kinda hard
when he's the one wanting more
Why can't he go
and do Britney Spears?
Anybody,
as long as it ain't me
So help me, help me, I need a restraining order
before he sends me straight to hell

(chorus 2X)

So help me, help me, I need a restraining order
before he sends me straight to hell
Don't let Joe do me...

(chorus 2X)

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