Taking Justin Literally: Nothin' Else
There's nothin' else quite like poking fun at Justin. Bex in green, Liv in blue.
Justin Timberlake
Nothin' Else
(lyrics from nsyncstudio.com)
I was just walking that day aimlessly
Which way did he go? Which way did he go, George?
Probably thinking up more ways to avoid getting back with the group.
You picked the perfect day to bump into me (perfect day)
*Bump* Oof! Sorry Justin, didn't mean to knock you on your ASS! *snicker*
I didn't choose to run into you, you're the one wandering aimlessly.
Probably should watch the stars in the sky the night before (hey..)
Why do they talk to you?
I did! I love gazing at the moon and stars.
For some reason we still met at your store
Dude...I don't OWN a store...and besides, we met at a 7-11...you think I OWN that shit?
*laughs* Like you shop at Target.
You baby
Don't call me a baby...you're the one who was walking aimlessly...I thought only toddlers did that...
No, my name's not baby.
Your eyes have a story that they wish to tell
Yes, and it's called "Goldilocks and the LEAVE ME ALONE!"
This is the story about a guy named JC, who can't get his album out because of this guy named Justin, with the ego the size of the Goodyear Blimp.
And I have my whole life
and I listen well
No you don't...because I said LEAVE ME ALONE!
Then hear this: *shouts* GET BACK TOGETHER WITH THE GROUP!
Hey..
Look I'll be the confidant
Tell me anything...
Okay, you annoy the hell out of me...anything else you wanna know?
I think JC's a sexy bitch.
Please start it off with how you tuck your wings
*Rolls eyes til they get stuck*
Are you calling me a turkey?
Oh ohhh, ooh..
What is it? The pain from falling on your ass? What is it man?
No, no. Turkeys go "gobble gobble."
There's nothing else that I have seen
You obviously can't see much of anything if you ran into me, fool...
Aside from traveling the entire world?
There's no getting around it or in between
Or over, or underneath...
So stop beating around the bush!
You're out of this world
Except you're not green
Oh hell nah...you did NOT just use that lame-ass line on ME?
TELL me you didn't pick that up from Lance?
Look
You don't know what you mean to me (to me)
You just met me at a 7-11 and already I mean something to you? Dude, seek help!
Save that line for the fans who are losing interest because of your ego.
All my friends meet you and say you're the one (you're the one.. you're the one)
Are your friends as "aimless" as you are?
The one what? Your next video ho?
And all my meaningless friendships should be done (I should just leave them alone)
You should just leave ME alone, too!
So does that mean you're eventually gonna dump Cameron, too?
Baby hey hey
I told you not to call me baby!
You had a friend
But he did you wrong
Don't EVEN go there!
But I'm a God-sent sign that reads please move on (with me)
Wow...a little...FULL of ourselves, aren't we?
Check the ego, BIATCH!
You taught me to use my heart and to forget my eyes (use my heart, forget my eyes)
Which once more, is why you bumped into me so RUDELY, might I add?
No, I was trying to teach you a lesson about being humble.
And that's the way to his kingdom of eternal life (ohh hey hey hey)
Yes, that's part of it...so is being HUMBLE.
Can we say it together? HUMBLE!
Since you're an angel baby, your job's never done
Ohhhh! That's what you meant earlier about tucking in my wings!
Too bad the world won't see you when they dial 911
Yes...that's right...because I'm not a paramedic, nor can I help you with your broken ass-bone.
That's why,
There's nothing else that I have seen
Pssh.
There's no getting around it or in between (you... ohh)
SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!
You're out of this world
Except you're not green
And you've got soul, except you're not BLACK!
That line didn't work the first time, and it's not working now.
Look
You don't know what you mean to me (to me..)
And you don't know what connections I've got to the mob if you don't LEAVE ME ALONE!
I know I told you to use that on the fans who are pissed at you, but I doubt they'd buy it.
There's nothing else that I have seen
There's no getting around it or in between
Haven't we been over this TWICE already?
You're out of this world
Except you're not green
Sorry, the third time is NOT the charm in this case.
Look
You don't know what you mean to me (to me..)
I'm scared of you...and frankly, I think you're a freak.
Nope, only the teenyboppers will believe that.
There's nothing else in this world, like you
Thank you, Big Bird.
Yeah, I'm one of the few NOT babying your ego.
That's why it's so complicated,
It's not complicated at all...Just go away!
Because I'm not telling you what you want to hear.
what are you afraid of?
YOU!
Oh oh..
I've been asking everybody what they think
So have I...they all think you're a nutcase.
And they think you should get back to NSYNC!
Yeah yeah
No No!
I don't know why because they don't know you
And neither do you, but does that stop you from STALKING me????
And you do?
Oh oh
I've been asking other guys what would they say
And I bet they wouldn't say "You're not green..." that's for damned sure!
JC, Lance, Joey, and Chris have all mentioned wanting to get back together!
Hey yeah
I don't know why cause they don't do what I do
You're right...they don't...and that's why I TALK to them!
YES they do! They sing! In a group! With YOU! And JC knows the pressures of being a solo artist!
Oh no
Girl, say an ultimatum for
Okay, here's your ultimatum...either you leave, or I call the cops...one or the other...
Either you tell Jive to start backing JC, or you get back together with the group.
Yeah yeah
But you'd probably just take that and run
Yes...I want to run FAR FAR AWAY!
No, you should take MY idea and run with it.
Oh no
Now I gotta decide if I'm gonna help raise you right
Now you're my PARENTS? Dude, are you on LSD?
Huh? I think you better lay off the doobies.
Yeah yeah
So now the ultimatum's on me, that's no fun
You asked for it, Buster...
You're the one that said, "Girl, say an ultimatum..."!
I was just walking that day aimlessly
Yeah yeah yeah...and then you bumped into me and broke your ass on the sidewalk...CRY ME A RIVER, BITCH!
And then you ran into me. And then you hit on me for approximately 3 minutes, 25 seconds. And then you asked me for an ultimatum. And then I gave you one, but you didn't take me seriously. And then you creeped me out by saying you want to help raise me right. And now we're back to square one. GO AWAY ALREADY!
(da.. da.. da.. dummm)
(da.. da.. da.. dummm...oh oh oh...)
More like "Duh Duh DUMMMMMMB!!!!"
*watches as Justin walks away aimlessly singing to himself*
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