7:15 am: First snack of the day: a box of chocolate chip cookies, leftover pizza and a bag of Nutter Butters.
8:00 am: Tells the the first skank of the day to blow in his ear 'cause "lil Joey" needs to re-energize.
8:06 am: Kick 3rd skank of the day out of the moving bus.
9:00 am: Goes into the kitchen refridgerator to get his 40.
9:15 am: Gets his bunk confused with Lance's.
9:18 am: Gets slapped for talking about doing obscene things with Toby.
9:21 am: Has to lay down. Tired from having Lance chase him around the bus because he stole Lance's most recent Avon catalog.
10:00 am: Breakfast: goes back into the kitchen to eat a 6 foot sub. Drinks a 40 to wash it down. Has 69 Lil Debbie Rolls, then washes it down with another 40.
10:46 am: Gets a severe chastizing from JC for making too much noise during 'prayer' time.
10:47 am: Cries 'cause JC kicked out random whore #7.
11:07 am: He goes and has something to eat to tie him over until lunch at 11:30. Eats 14 boxes of Goldfish.
11:11 am: Gets unmentionable things done to him by skank #12.
11:30 am: Lunch: 12 ham sandwiches, a side of beef, a turkey and four 40's to wash that down.
12 noon: Justin awakes from his "heavenly" sleep and simply says, "Dayum Joe, you be FAT!" Joe answers, "Pretty hott and tempting? Thanks for noticing!" [wink]
12:30 pm: Midday snack: Since there is no human food left, he heads straight for Busta's dish. The hover turns on and no more food for Busta :-(
1:15 pm: Starts looking in the mirror to practice his dancer faces that he is going to use that night at the club.
2:15 pm: Still trying to figure out where the mirror is.
2:45 pm: Reports to the back of the bus for the daily 'prayer' session. Fully equipped with Bible and Playboy tucked neatly inside.
3:00 pm: Big Daddy JC (JC cannot fully become an ordained minister because of his "habit" and his lifestyle, so he must use a derivitive of 'father' instead) starts the prayer session because Justin, who has been playing with Skank #7, has finally decided to show up.
3:05 pm: A full battle royal breaks out. Fire and Ice take on "Tenn Man" and "Lance". JC is on his knees crying, 'Forgive them God, they know not what they do." Then his cell phone rings, "Jerome, Thank God!" Runs and gets his "pillows and stuff."
3:15 pm: All is peaceful again when random whore #32 shows up for her turn in "Joe Fatone's Living Room."
4:00 pm: Heads to the closet to figure out which Superman shirt to wear.
4:56 pm: Decides to wear the XXXL Blue and Red Superman shirt (NOT the red and blue one) underneath the white jacket from "Celebration!" with the purple pants from the Disney special, and Chris's sombero from "For The Girl..."
5:00 pm: Lance rushes into the bathroom and offers to do his make-up. He offers to "do something else to Lance."
5:16 pm: Joey gets his "posse" (Lonnie and Busta) in order and heads to the club.
6:00 pm: Arrives at the club, goes to the front of the line, and gets in first before everyone.
6:17 pm: Used the past ten minutes or so to go over his "dancer" faces in the bathroom and also takes a few minutes to adjust "lil Joey."
7:00 pm: The club doors open and all the "purty gurlies" come in, ready to dance with "Superman."
8:30 pm: No gurlies come to dance with Superman. Time to bust out the big guns.
8:45 pm: All of a sudden, he has 20 women around him. The "big guns" work! (big guns=tell the 'girlies' that he knows Justin Timberlake.)
9:15 pm: After a long time of dancing (30 minutes), he is really "tired" so he asks random whore #62 to the bus with him to see "the sights" of the bus.
9:35 pm: Gets back on the bus.
9:45 pm: Random whore #72 shows up.
10:15 pm: A cat fight breaks outs. Both girls slap him and realize that Justin is MUCH hotter, so they are both in Justin's bunk now.
10:30 pm: He "makes himself feel better." Eats some pies and calls for Lance.
10:50 pm: Lance finishes his facial and scampers into Joey's bunk wearing a "Supergirl" teddy.
11:00 pm: JC makes sure everyone is sleeping, goes and gets his "pillows and stuff" and goes to sleep. Oh, don't forget his nightly prayer:
"May the Lord keep my voice.
And never pick Joey's choice.
For the one you get, will surely
Forget, that my name is not Justin."
