Olivia is not talking to me at the moment...
This makes me sad.
Instead of crying, I thought I would write some random thoughts.
As much as I hate to admit it, Justin is still really hot...
I saw a picture of him with his grandma today...oh wait...that was his GIRLFRIEND!
Mels just told me that they're engaged...
About a year ago, that would have sent me into a massive coronary...
Eh.
Whatchagonnado?
My view on it is this...
If SHE'S stupid enough to marry Justin Timberlake...
And HE'S stupid enough to marry a woman TWICE his friggin age...
Hell...I'll even throw rice at the wedding!
Mind you, it will be COOKED Beef-Flavored RiceARoni...But still!
I really like Hamburger Helper.
Shit...that WAS random!
Liv's still not talking to me...
I wonder what she's doing...
It probably has something to do with JC and a thong...
EWWWWWWWWWWW!
I know, I know...YOU guys don't think that's gross...
But me? NASTAY!
Lance is really hot.
I had a dream last night about Lance...
But since people under the age of 18 read this site, I won't describe it.
Let's just say...hmm...how do I put this into PG terms?
Screw it...I can't!
Chris is hot too...
When he's around.
Sometimes when he's not around, I forget what he looks like.
So when I picture Chris during those times...
I picture the Leprechaun from those stupid horror movies...
"I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!!!"
See? Isn't he cute?
Back to Lance for a moment...
I think Lance got his nosejob because of something Mel wrote in PLB a long time ago...
She said he looked like Beavis.
Lance took it to heart and went under the knife...
NOT nice, Mel! Not nice at all!
I think Liv fell asleep with the computer on again...
She does that from time to time...
I laugh when she does it...
I picture her sitting there with her head on the keyboard...
Drooling.
I know that's not what it really looks like, though.
She has a laptop.
But it's still a funny thought.
I just got pepper up my nose...
I sneezed.
I wanna do it again!
*Mel walks in and steps up to the podium*
Mel: "And the Academy Award for Best Demonstration of the English Language in a Journalistic Perspective is..." *Drum Roll* "BECCA!!!!!!!!"
Oh my GOOOOD! I SO did not expect this award!
I would like to thank the Academy, my family, my friends, you...the fans, and most of all Nsync! Chris, for making me laugh and teaching me that trees are people too! Lance, for allowing me to come to your house in the middle of the night and peek in your windows! (Wait...you didn't allow that, did you?) Joey, for teaching me that being a "Big person" doesn't mean you can't be loved...it just means Same Game, Bigger Playground! JC, for being my brother and writing a whole album of songs that it's impossible to write dirty parodies to, because well...they're ALREADY dirty! And last but not least, Justin...wait...I take that back...THANKS FOR NOTHING, ASSHOLE!
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a Redneck Divorce have in common?
Give up?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
And on that note...
Baby girl...
I'm GONE!
