2) How come whenever asked a question, and JC and Justin go to answer it at the same time, Justin always wins the "you go ahead" war, and gets to talk? I'm looking into having equal question answering time put into the contract. Frankly, I'm sick of hearing Justin's fake "wisdom."
3) Why is that when I have *NSYNC tickets, people become my best friend? I mean, sure I might know you, and I might say "hi" to you on occasion, but I'm not going to take you to an *NSYNC concert just on those facts.
3a) Again with the "friends" and *NSYNC tickets; they get all buddy-buddy with you, but then you tell them you are taking someone else and it's like, "screw you I never liked you anyway." They are going to be the FIRST people I call when I have a new set of tickets for the next show.
4) I hate glowsticks so much....they are thick publicity items, they are so damn expensive and are just so ughhhhh....BANISH THE GLOWSTICK!!!!!
5) LANCE IN A DRUNKEN STATE IS ALWAYS FUNNY.
6) Girls who are 13 and wear hoochie clothes to *NSYNC concerts AREN'T cute!! I swear! #1 you are 13; #2 you aren't fully developed. The guys aren't going to be on the bus after the show saying, "Oh my goodness, did you see that 12 year old in that halter, woo hoo!!" More or less they are saying, "Hey Chris, why do you let your daughter dress like that?"
7) Sometimes, I just want to throw Justin out of the group, because he pisses me off. Shhhh!! Don't tell anyone!!
8) Why does my car start only after I curse at it? (Sorry a random thought, just thrown in there.)
9) Joey, does your body reject exercise??? You are running around like an idiot 6 nights a week, countless hours of practice, yet you are still tubby!! STACKERD 2...I highly recommend it!!
10) Hey Justin!! I don't care what you "Eat eat eat, all day long," just keep it away from Joey, he doesn't need it!!
11) To all the guys, I don't want to hear that you have a girlfriend (i.e. JC, Joey, and Justin). Given the choice of seeing your girlfriend in two or three weeks, or having sex right then and there from a willing girl (considering she's hott, cause we know as "international pop stars" you have standards), I have a feeling the "sex right then and there" is going to win out.
12) The only thing I've ever gotten from *NSYNC is screwed, and not in the way I want to be (sorry for the vulgarness). They've done nothing for me, except make me spend my money on countless, CDs, concert tickets and videos, and spend numerous hours at home in front of the T.V. I live in an alternate universe because of them!!!!!
13) You know when you hear a rumor about the guys and everyone swears to God that it's true, you get all nervous like, "Oh my goodness, this is it. *NSYNC is over. Who am I supposed obsess over now? Justin's going to become old and fat, Joey's already there, Chris is going to commit suicide, Lance is going to drink himself into oblivion, and JC's going to become a bigger crack addict than he already is." Then you hear the retraction the next day on morning radio, you let out a huge sigh of relief, but then you get mad at yourself for obsessing over them.
14) OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Why do they swear our music crap?!? Hi, I don't walk around saying, "That big band shit you listened to growing up was bad for you. It poisoned your minds and you are going straight to hell now." Guess what, I don't care where the hell I go, because I don't believe in any of it...GET OVER IT!!!!
15) How come JC wants to get with me? What's up with that?!?!?
16) I think I can be one of Britney's back-up dancers!!!!! She never calls me back though!! WHY!??!!?!!
17) JC has a special problem. He needs to get high every 13 minutes, exactly. He needs it to make sure he can perform to the top of his game in every situation (ifyaknowwhatimsayin'...sorry Justin moment there !!)
18) I found a vein in a McNugget.....was that the Mc Testicle of the Mc Chicken?????? NASTY!!!!!! (This is a Moe original!! I thought it was sooo funny, so I just left it!! It has nothing to do with *NSYNC.)
19) Why do you always see the same people in the front row of EVERY SINGLE CONCERT?? C'mon you so have to tell me the secret!! SHARE THE WEALTH!!
20) I hate the people who swear to God that they know every inner secret of *NSYNC!! Who are you, thier conscience?!?! I don't THINK SO!!!!
21) People who always have front row seats, SUCK!!
22) Everyone who doesn't get front row seats....just eat Jello!! Jello makes everyone happy. Joey wants a swimming pool full of it. It's a happy little dessert!!
23) Teenyboppers are getting ridiculous......there are starting to be too many of them. They are going to overtake the earth, and we are going to be forced to giggle like we have the I.Q. of an asparagus whenever *NSYNC is on the T.V., radio, in a magazine or one of thier names are mentioned. Please help the cause. No more TEENIES!!!
24) If you are with a guy, and he shares the mutual feeling of like for *NSYNC, he's gay and you're not getting any action.
25) If you are with a guy, and he owns more *NSYNC CDs than you, and when you ask to borrow one he tells you that's the one he falls asleep to, chances are that he's gay and you have no chance.
26) Do you ever wonder what happens if one of the guys gets a wedgie on stage? Does he bear with it until they have to run backstage? What if it happens during "It's Gonna Be Me?" They sing alot of songs before they go backstage...what do they do? That should be the new interview staple question. I know they all wear boxer briefs, need we be reminded ALLLLLLL the time?
27) When you see Justin without his shirt on he, is hotter than the sun...beware.
28) Same goes for JC (minus the chest hair) and Lance!! Don't say I didn't warn you!!
29) They have all checked out porn on the internet!! Where do you think JC came up with the idea for "Digital Getdown?" Obviously, he was either having cyber sex with Roberta or he was checking out porn. Disgusting image I know, but it's gotta be that!!
30) Do you think that you could beat up Justin if he was just a regular guy on the street?
31) Why do people always insinuate that Joey and Lance are gay? (I'm guilty of this as well). Unless I see some concrete proof, I refuse to believe it. No more Joey/Lance jokes, I promise!!
32) If they are gay, that's okay!! I wouldn't want to watch, though !!
