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Keep Doin' Your Thang

I acknowledge that, at times, I can be a little harsh with my humor. Despite that fact, I assure you that I am a fan. Perhaps not the type of fan you're used to.. but I am, indeed, a fan. I sincerely doubt any member of NSYNC will ever stumble upon this page. But if for some reason you ARE a member of NSYNC, and you ARE reading this page, well... all I gotta say is "Damn, you must be bored." At any rate... here is my love.

I'm going to do this alphabetically, according to last name.

LANCE - It feels particularly odd saying that you're my "favorite" member. There's not any particular personal quality or quirk about you that warrants you being my "favorite." I guess it's because we're both from practically the same geographical area and have strong Christian upbringings. Also, the fact you like silverchair. They have been my favorite band for four years now and they keep getting better and better. They are like this well kept secret, it seems. Anyhow, I think it is really awesome that you have your own entertainment company now and can introduce the world to new and talented artists. I hope to one day be in your shoes, in terms of your business career. The business of music and entertainment fascinates me. I can't wait till I graduate college. I'm very anxious to get out there and start managing/marketing/scouting, etc. In terms of you in NSYNC I think you have an amazing voice. It's not so deep, rattly, and burpish. I hate those kind of bass voices. Yours is very smooth and pleasant. God truly has blessed you with an amazing ability. You're extremely fortunate. Well, I wish you the best of luck in the future in whatever endeavors you may face. I know you'll succeed in whatever path you choose. May God be with you always.

JC - Out of every other member in the group, I think you possess the most musical talent. No offense to any of the other guys, but it's the truth. I remember watching you on MMC. It's almost like I'm a parent watching a child grow up (despite the fact I'm 6 years your junior.) Because that's what you have done; grown. It just amazes me that "Wipeout" has turned out to be such an amazing musician, writer, performer, etc. Although I have never met you, you seem to be very sincere and a tenderhearted human being. If you're not, then well, you're a damn good actor. Always go for what you want. Never settle for less. You deserve to always be happy, no matter what. And thank you for being afraid of needles, because I think tattoos are butt ugly. (Once again, no offense to the other guys.)

JOEY - You're the only one I've met thus far. It was in Denver, CO in June of 2000. My friend, her children and I were staying at the same hotel. At the time, I hated you and your group and I shuddered at the fact that I was actually in the same hotel as all of you. But the kids liked you, so I asked you for a picture with them. Despite you being in a huge rush, you were kind enough to oblige. Thank you for taking 15 seconds to do that. Those kids still talk about how "nice that NSYNC guy was" to this day. And after that, I guess I realized that you guys aren't the assholes I made you out to be. So, Joey, it is because of you and how nice you were to your fans that made ME become a fan. I think you are a cool guy. Your voice is so underrated. I wish you sang lead more. I don't think you are fat, despite the fact that we may joke about it on the site. I can vouch that you are the perfect build, seeing as how I've stood 5 feet away from you. The other guys are just skinny rats. :o) Congratulations on your baby girl. I know you must be one proud poppa. Raise her up right, you hear me?

CHRIS - Oh man. Chris, Chris, Chris. Where do I begin, my friend? You are so hilarious. Of course, you know that. You keep it so fresh (and so clean, clean.) Just the thought of you makes laugh. Your personality is just wow. I would LOVE to able to spend a day with you, just to see what funny things you'd say, and what you'd do. I'm so glad you think humor sites are funny. You wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of people who send us hate mail because of us being "mean." I think your voice is unreal. How do you sing that high? Doesn't it hurt at all? I mean, even I have trouble reaching those notes... and I'm a girl! You have a wonderful wonderful gift. For a guy who is 30 years of age, I think you are incredibly handsome. And man, you can MOVE. Please never lose your resilience. I'm so happy about your success. You deserve it more than anyone else. Oh yeah, if you or your company ever want to sponsor our site or something, feel free to email us. *hint hint*

JUSTIN - AKA Thrustin' Limbersteak or Goatboy. Don't ask. I don't really know what to say about you. I've heard both good and bad things regarding your ego, the way you treat people, so forth and so on. I, obviously, do not know you, nor have I ever met you. You seem to be nice when you want to be. You have unbelievable stage presence and have a certain sparkle on stage that is unmatched by anyone else. You have a beautiful smile and beautiful hair. Look, I have naturally curly hair (with ringlets very similar to yours) that goes almost down to my butt. I know it can be a pain, but it's manageable. If you don't believe me, heck, I'LL fix your hair for you. It's amazing what a little bit of gloss drops, pomade, and a diffuser can do. Anyway, I think you are an UNREAL dancer. You are a very gifted performer overall. Your voice is pretty good and you seem to be funny when you want to be. Oh yeah, the beatboxing thing is SO entertaining. Don't ever stop doing that. I admire you for sticking up for your girlfriend. It shows you're a real man. I guess that's all I have to say. Take care and God bless.

STEVE - Stever, Stever, bo beaver, banana fana fo fever, me mi mo meaver. STEVER! I don't know anything about you other that what I've been told from people who have met you or hung out with you. But stating an opinion based on other people's encounters wouldn't be fair, so I won't do that. The only time in my life I've EVER seen you was at the Jackson show 2001. I yelled your name and you turned around. You looked so confused. That was pretty damned hilarious. Well, I know you follow the guys around with your beloved videocamera, so when are we gonna see some footage, huh? Heck, you were even carrying it when I yelled your name. You MUST have SOMETHING good by now, right? Well, I don't have much to say. Be a good uncle and role model for Brianna. I mean it. Or I'll kick your ass.

WADE - LATELY. You sound demonic when you say that. Sometimes I refer to you as Satan because of that voice of yours. Plus you look so diabolical when you're dancing intensely. I love it. Don't change it. You have a lot of talent. But you're not the 6th member of NSYNC. You should spread your seeds of goodness in other areas as well. You have a beautiful smile and your dancing ability is remarkable. Best of luck to you in the future. You have a long road of success ahead of you. YOUR journey has just begun.


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