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A few months ago, on April 10 [here], The Rat Bastard himself finally replied to an NJEF editor. We are happy to announce that he has now officially spoken with TWO editors, and it was a decent conversation. He loves us, he just won't admit it. Read below.

10/26/2002 12:32:38 AM Eastern Standard Time

Searchin4ACowboy: Hi Steve...you busy?
JPSJJ: nope
JPSJJ: who is this
Searchin4ACowboy: I'm Becca...hope I'm not bothering you...I just wanted to say wassup...
JPSJJ: where you from
Searchin4ACowboy: San Diego
JPSJJ: ok cool
Searchin4ACowboy: I'm harmless I swear
Searchin4ACowboy: Whatcha up to?
JPSJJ do i know you?
Searchin4ACowboy: No...I don't think so...
JPSJJ: ok
Searchin4ACowboy: Is it still cool if I talk to you?
JPSJJ: how old are you?
Searchin4ACowboy: 24
JPSJJ: cool
JPSJJ: what do you look like
Searchin4ACowboy: Brown hair, hazel eyes...I'm 5'8" about 150...
JPSJJ: any photos?
Searchin4ACowboy: Not online, sorry
Searchin4ACowboy: No scanner
JPSJJ: ohok
Searchin4ACowboy: You had a birthday recently...happy late birthday!
JPSJJ: yes i did thanks
Searchin4ACowboy: Did you party hard?
JPSJJ: nope
Searchin4ACowboy: Aww...why not?
JPSJJ: working
Searchin4ACowboy: Well that sucks...my birthday is in December, and I intend to party...
JPSJJ: cool
Searchin4ACowboy: So what are you doing right now?
JPSJJ: nuttin
Searchin4ACowboy: Me either...
Searchin4ACowboy: I'm bored
Searchin4ACowboy: Where are you right now?
JPSJJ: atlanta
Searchin4ACowboy: I've never been there...is it fun?
JPSJJ: it is cool
Searchin4ACowboy: San Diego sucks...there's nothing to do
JPSJJ: sorry
Searchin4ACowboy: lol That's okay...I get by
JPSJJ: what do you do
Searchin4ACowboy: Besides work?
Searchin4ACowboy: I like to hang out with friends...party...the usual stuff...
JPSJJ: what do you do for work?
Searchin4ACowboy: I'm a caretaker for my mother...she's disabled.
JPSJJ: oh ok
Searchin4ACowboy: Are you gonna be anywhere near San Diego soon?
JPSJJ: what are the other cities around there?
Searchin4ACowboy: LA is about 100 miles north...
JPSJJ: i see
JPSJJ: what else
Searchin4ACowboy: Umm...La Jolla is close to me...Ocean Beach...
JPSJJ: long beach?
Searchin4ACowboy: Long Beach is like 80 miles or so away...
JPSJJ: i will be there
Searchin4ACowboy: When's that?
JPSJJ: next month
Searchin4ACowboy: That's cool! I saw you in Detroit once, but I couldn't get your attention...
JPSJJ: really
Searchin4ACowboy: Yeah...I was sad.
JPSJJ: sorry
Searchin4ACowboy: It's okay...you were kinda busy...

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