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(''')[] `'.Opening Note` ' . _ ¦ []-.
What's up guys and dolls? It's been one helluva few months for me...but we're all back now and ready to rock. I hope you enjoy what we've put together for this issue. As usual, we all worked really hard! (Some of us worked harder than others...I love you, Liv!)
Keep Keepin' On,
BexXx
Founding Editor of Peace, Love, & Bass
(''')[] `'.Who Let Da BexXx Out? ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Whatcha think?
..:: HIS BEST SIDE ::..
THIS IS JC:
THIS IS JC'S ARMPIT:
KINDA MAKES YOU THINK, DON'T IT?
..:: BexXx ::..
(''')[] `'.Cheetah Prints (aka Liv's Corner] ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Q's & C's?
YAY BUDDY!® It's Olivia comin' atcha from the jungle room. :) This time around, I collaborated with my girl, Emily. She sent me this email, it's an excerpt from the children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names, and using his guidelines, Em came up with the amazing new names for the *NSYNC guys. Then we added commentary. Em's comments in purple, Liv's comments in pink. Enjoy, and feel free to send feedback to me and Buddy.
Joey Fatone: Greasy Diaper Hiney
(using Joey as his first name guidline)
with Joseph it's Snotty Diaper Hiney
(Well, now that he's a daddy, I'm sure he deals with Brianna's greasy diapers and snotty hiney quite often)
Justin Timberlake: Snotty Cootie Mouth
(hmm, kinda fits doesn't it)
(yeah, the snob. unfortuatnely he's still hot enough so you'd WANT to kiss him and catch his cooties)
Joshua Chasez: Snotty Waffle Tummy
(Liv, waffles!!!)
(LMAO! for those of you that don't get the waffle thing, click here to see Buddy)
Christopher Kirkpatrick: Loopy Cootie Butt
(doesn't get more perfect than that)
(lol...Loopy...)
James or Lance Bass: Pinky Diaper Tummy
(ROFL)
(Pinky Diaper Tummy...is that his new shade of blush? =X)
So what's YOUR new name? To find out, follow the guidelines below.
Emily is Chim-Chim Diaper Head and Olivia is Chim-Chim Diaper Tush.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
a=diaper
b=toilet
c=giggle
d=burger
e=girdle
f=camel
g=lizard
h=waffle
i=cootie
j=monkey
k=potty
l=liver
m=banana
n=rhino
o=bubble
p=hamster
q=toad
r=gizzard
s=pizza
t=gerbil
u=chicken
v=pickle
w=chuckle
x=tofu
y=gorilla
z=stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a=head
b=mouth
c=eyes
d=nose
e=tush
f=breath
g=pants
h=shorts
i=lips
j=honker
k=butt
l=brain
m=tushie
n=chunks
o=hiney
p=biscuits
q=toes
r=buns
s=tummy
t=sniffer
u=sprinkles
v=kisser
w=squirt
x=humperdinck
y=brains
z=juice
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·:*:·:*:·¶Olivia ¶·:*:··:*·
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(''')[] `'.Featured Pic ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Got a funny pic?
*falls over, laughing hysterically* All I want to know, is if Justin and Joey were their Maid of Honor and Best Man, respectively. -Liv
This is one of those random times where I have nothing witty to say.. I think the picture speaks for itself.. Lance looks like a bunny rabbit. -Jules
We want to thank Topaz88 for submitting this picture to us...and if you have a funny picture and/or caption, feel free to hit us with it!
(''')[] `'.Is that the end? ` ' . _ ¦ []-. NO! Head on over to Page 2 for more fun and laughs!