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(''')[] `'.Jabbering With Julie `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   OMG haha!!!

Pimp and Porn Names
I had them saved in my files! GO ME! :)
Check out the names of *NSYNC, their associates, and the ladies of *NJEF.

- Jules

Justin Timberlake: Reginald Buttocks
(What butt? he HAS no butt!)
JC Chasez: Hard Slit
(Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaha.)
Lance Bass: Anthony Blue
(Figures Lance would get some lame ass name)
Joey Fatone: Orson Ball
(I'd rather not think about Joey and his balls, thank you)
Chris Kirkpatrick: Anthony Cummings
(..and you say he's old *snicker* cummings.. haha)
Steve Fatone: King Kong Spunk
(Ok, I laughed so hard that I peed myself. Really. I did.)
Bobbie Thomas: Katie Tight
(Tight? Ok, I could make SUCH a nasty comment right now but I know we have some younger readers. I'm sure if you have a dirty mind like me you PROBABLY know what I'm getting at)
Britney Spears: Alice Peniston
(It doesn't surprise me that Britney has "penis" somewhere in her name)
Danielle Raabe: Pussy Cummings
(No comment)
Johnny Wright: Hard Bends
(Eww..)
Wade Robson: Xavier Slides
(For some reason, I can't get the image of Wade doing the electric slide out of my head.)
Trace Ayala: X Venus
(Umm, what?)
Lou Pearlman: Armand Dicks
(Well, yes, he IS a dick..)
BexXx: Candy Slams
(..and you wonder why BexXx has 3 X's in her name)
Julie: Candy Thong
(If I had a candy thong, I'd eat it)
Mel: Boopsie Swift
(That makes no sense, but it sounds cute, haha)
Olivia: Angel Tight
(Liv's sort've sounds like a gang member's name)
Tabz: Annie Steel
(Tabz is made of steel.. because she's Superman. I bet you didn't know that.)
Alli: Chloe Downs
(I'm goin' down down baby..)
Lucky: Candy Rose
(I want Lucky's name. I think her's is my fave)

(''')[] `'.Parody of the Issue `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Submit your parodies HERE

Well, since NOBODY submitted any entries for our Parody Contest, we're just gonna hook you up with one that BexXx wrote awhile ago. Now that Justin and Britney are through, maybe BexXx will get her wish to have "Britney's Boy." (To the tune of Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl.")

Britney's Boy

Britney is okay...
Yeah, I know she has a better voice than mine
But last year something changed it ain’t hard to define
Britney’s got herself a man and I wanna make him mine

And he’s watchin’ her with those eyes
And he’s teachin’ her his beatboxing, I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Britney’s boy
I wish that I had Britney’s boy
Where can I find a boyband like that?

I play along with the charade
It doesn’t seem to be a problem to J
You know they look so stupid when they start talkin’ cute
I wanna tell him that I love hhim, but I'd probably get the boot

Cause he’s watchin’ her with those eyes
And he’s teachin’ her his beatboxing, I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Britney’s boy
I wish that I had Britney’s boy
Where can I find a boyband like that

Like Britney’s boy
I wish that I had Britney’s boy
Where can I find a popstar
Where can I find a popstar like that

And I’m lookin’ at him and Britney all the time
Wonderin’ what he don’t see in me
And I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines
Ain’t that the way love supposed to be

Tell me
Where can I find a boyband like that

You know I wish that I had Britney’s boy
I wish that I had Britney’s boy
I want Britney’s boy
Where can I find a boyband like that

Like Britney’s girl
I wish that I had Britney’s boy
I want, I want Britney’s boy

(''')[] `'.Freebies `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Comment, Question, or Donate here

We know that a lot of people signed up for this zine thinking it was solely a Lance zine (based on the title), when it is mainly group humor. But the freebie we're throwing in today is all Lance. Thiese graphics were donated by Topaz88. Feel free to use them on your sites, or in your emails and zines. No credit is needed.





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We are no longer accepting ads. However, we WILL accept links. AOL tends to freak out when we try to insert ads due to the complex HTML of colors and such. And for more of our original humor (never before seen in PLB), don't forget to visit our sister site *NSYNC Jaded Everybodys Free We're celebrating our three-year anniversary!

You •CaN •HaTe •THeM •NoW
....orginal hate and humor....

anti - britney spears                 Pepsi Porn ; The Real Life ;
I Speared Brit ; She's The Weakest Link ;
Pop Princess Wannabe ; Sucky Spears ;
A Whore's World ; Her Royal Slutness ;
Shitty Britty ; Princess of Porn ;
Put Some Damn Clothes On ;
Simply Sucks
anti - christina and britney Bashing Lyke Whoa       
anti - bsb and nsync Anti Bsb & Nsync       
anti - christina aguilera Anti X-tina       
anti - britney and justin Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ;
Justin + Britney = Bullshit       
anti - willa ford Anti Willa Ford       
britney spears humor all the BIG things ; Plastic Barbie       
nsync humor CHUNK ; Peace , Love , & Bass ;
Cracknuts & the Tour Bus Whores ;
NSTINK Makes Me Ill
pop humor Nasty Nasty ; Whore of The Nation ;
I I Wanna do crack wit Chu BayBay

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Step in Cow Turds -- Random Humor
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(''')[] `'.That's all folks... `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   *sniff* but, but, but!!!

This must be...POP! Peace, Love, & Bass Issue 12 has been brought to you today by the letters J and C...the color orange...and is backed 100% by Tony Lucca and his entire family. After reading Julie's pimp and porn name article, Steve opened his own escort service. But, Lou Pearlman and Bobbie Thomas sabatoged the company, leaving the cats of *NSYNC and the chics of *NJEF with just their names...and each other. BexXx and Jules got in a cat fight over Justin. The bald eagle was unharmed. I <3 YOU! Liv thinks JC's gold crotch tassels are sexy. Thanks for reading The Small Print and remember to DO YOUR THING!

You know the rules. You may take the humor if you want to keep it for yourself. If you want to use it elsewhere, we beg that you maintain the decency to at least ask us first (links are right above.) If not, we'll send Wade J Robson after your unoriginal ass.