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(''')[] `'.Jabbering With Julie ` ' . _ ¦ []-. OMG haha!!!
Smurf Names - for NSYNC and the EF crew
God, I crack myself up so much, I don't even WANT to change anything.. LMAO.
- Jules
Justin Timberlake - Vanilla Ice Smurf
(I f*ckin' KID YOU NOT.. Thats what it gave me!)
JC Chasez - Litigious Smurf
(Ok, I didn't know what "litigious" meant, so I looked it up in the dictionary, LMAO. It gave me "DISPUTATIOUS, CONTENTIOUS" Mmk)
Chris Kirkpatrick - Bambi Smurf
(Aww, how adorable..)
Lance Bass - You Go Smurf
(AHAHAHAHAHA)
Joey Fatone - Megatron Smurf
(Alrighty then..)
Julie - Moo Goo Gai Smurf
(What the hell is Moo Goo Gai? Some type of chinese food? Ahh, so I'm Chinese Food Smurf.. how nice)
BexXx - Golden Flash Smurf
(Don't know what that means, but it sounds cool)
Olivia - New-and-Improved Smurf
(Ok, how can something be NEW and IMPROVED. If its NEW then there's never been anything before it.. but if its IMPROVED.. there HAS been something before it.. ok, got that from Adam Sandler.. sorry Liv.. lol)
Mel - Futzy Smurf
(Once again, don't know what that means.. but Futzy is a cool word)
Lucky - Stalker Smurf
(LMAOOOOOOO.. So Lux, is there something you haven't been telling us?)
Alli - Fictitious Smurf
(Basically, Alli is "Imaginary Smurf" She's not really there. She's an image *waves arms around* Just an image.. just an imaaaaage)
Tabz - Kung Pao Smurf
(Like me, Tabz would be some type of chinese food.. LMAO)
What's your Smurf Name? Plug it into the Smurf Name Generator and find out!
(''')[] `'.Parody of the Issue ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Submit your parodies HERE
This was submitted by Brittany who writes, "Hi! Today I just happened to come accross you and your friends' site *NJEF, and I thought it was so funny! I noticed that y'all sometimes accept some parodies written by other people, and I figured I'd send you one of mine. I'm new to writing these, so don't expect it to be really good, but it's called Shy, Shy, Shy and it's written to be sung by Lance. :) I should hope you know what tune it goes to *Bye Bye Bye* Hope you like it!" Well, girl, we thought it was cute, and appropriate since Lance celebrated his 23rd birthday (and our zine IS named after him!) Thanks for sharing this with us.
Shy Shy Shy
I'm not gonna be alright
I can't stand in spotlight.
I know I'm not tight, hey people don't watch.
I'm in the back constantly.
I just can't be in lead.
Life is so much better, in the back.
I know you want to see me more
It ain't no lie.
Can't walk out of the door
people, I'm shy, shy, shy.
Don't wanna be in lead right here.
Rather sit back and drink some... juice
You may want me but it ain't no lie
People I'm shy shy shy
Not trying to make it tough.
But singing in back is just enough.
Might be from MI,
but it ain't no lie, I'm shy shy shy.
Now don't start a false truth.
I can actually sings that true.
so, don't spread that rumor, people c'mon.
I sing in the background,
and now it's bringing fans down,
That Justin sings lead,
and I just will not.
I know you want to see me more
It ain't no lie.
Can't walk out of the door
people, I'm shy, shy, shy.
Don't wanna be in lead right here.
Rather sit back and drink some... juice
You may want me but it ain't no lie
People I'm shy shy shy
Not trying to make it tough.
But singing in back is just enough.
Might be from MI,
but it ain't no lie, I'm shy shy shy.
Not singing lead I know for sure.
I don't wanna be the reason that you raid a store.
(Shy, shy!)
I'm singing back, then turning off.
I don't wanna be the leader.
This is just enough.
I don't wanna have to duel
against that Justy-poo.
So, I'm singing the background!
shy, shy, shy
I'm not trying to make it tough. (make it tough)
but this is enough
and it ain't no lie (shy shy...people)
shy shy
Don't wanna be in lead right here.
Rather sit back and drink some... juice (don't wanna
be the lead)
But it ain't no lie
people I'm shy shy shy
Not trying to make it tough. (Not trying to make it
tough.)
But singing in back is just enough. (is just enough)
Might be from MI,
but it ain't no lie,
Shy shy shy. (shy shy)
(''')[] `'.Freebies ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Comment, Question, or Donate here
Okay, the freebie we're throwing in this month is an mp3 of Lance, from an interview where he's discussing PooFu. It's a couple years old, but still classic stuff.
(''')[] `'.Link Swaps ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Send your link swaps here
We are no longer accepting ads. However, we WILL accept links. AOL tends to freak out when we try to insert ads due to the complex HTML of colors and such. Also, if you are aware that any of these zines no longer exist, the editor has changed SN's or started a new zine, please let us konw so we can update our records. And for more of our original humor (never before seen in PLB), visit our sister site *NSYNC Jaded Everybody's Free We've been up and running for three years!
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....orginal hate and humor....
anti - britney spears Pepsi Porn ; The Real Life ;
I Speared Brit ; She's The Weakest Link ;
Pop Princess Wannabe ; Sucky Spears ;
A Whore's World ; Her Royal Slutness ;
Shitty Britty ; Princess of Porn ;
Put Some Damn Clothes On ;
Simply Sucks
anti - christina and britney Bashing Lyke Whoa
anti - bsb and nsync Anti Bsb & Nsync
anti - christina aguilera Anti X-tina
anti - britney and justin Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ;
Justin + Britney = Bullshit
anti - willa ford Anti Willa Ford
britney spears humor all the BIG things ; Plastic Barbie
nsync humor CHUNK ; Peace , Love , & Bass ;
Cracknuts & the Tour Bus Whores ;
NSTINK Makes Me Ill
pop humor Nasty Nasty ; Whore of The Nation ;
I I Wanna do crack wit Chu BayBay
Step in Cow Turds -- Random Humor
NAJY -- Random alphabetical humor
Star Struck -- Lance Bass Fan Zine
spync -- Britney/NSYNC
Just Josh *N James -- JC/Lance Fan Zine
*NPics -- Daily *Nsync Pics/Graphics
Curly and Sleepy's Mansion -- NSYNC Zine
(''')[] `'.That's all folks... ` ' . _ ¦ []-. *sniff* but, but, but!!!
Try again, the game is over! Peace, Love, & Bass Issue 13 has been brought to you today by the letters A and G...the color blue...and is backed 100% by Pac Man and Q-Bert. Olivia made JC a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. But Chris ate it, upset that his funnel cake was substituted with a belgian waffle. BexXx and Julie are still dueling over Justin and his deformed toe. Hey, Hey Hockeytown! Thanks for reading The Small Print and seriously, please beware of the bouquet at weddings. You might be two for two in less than six months.
You know the rules. You may take the humor if you want to keep it for yourself. If you want to use it elsewhere, we beg that you maintain the decency to at least ask us first (links are right above.) If not, we'll send Wade J Robson after your unoriginal ass.