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Issue 2
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This page contains:
Holly's Top Ten
Pic of the Week
Ly's Contest Corner
Song Parody of the Week
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Holly's Top Ten

Occasionally, I like to go into the *Nsync chatrooms, just to see what other people say. Of course, I'm usually the oldest one in there, (with the exception of my friends Eka, BexXx, and the rest of my "crew"). It can be quite annoying at times. SOME of us would like to have a semi-intelluctual conversation about the guys, but we're surrounded by these boppers who camp out in there constantly, saying typical bopper remarks. Here, I have constructed a list of the top 10 things I NEVER wanna see written in the *Nsync chat room again. *Laughs to herself* Yeah, like that will happen! Anyway, Please take note of the things we hate to hear. They're immature, teenybopper-ish, and generally just plain DUMB!

10. "I'm Justin Timberlake" (Uh, no you're not. We're not so gullible that we'll believe that....well, most of us aren't...)

9. "I have Lances SN, IM me to get it" (Ok, this irks me...if I had an *nsyncers screen name, I highly doubt I'd give it to the obssessed stalkers on the net. *laughs to herself* Some girl said she had his s/n, and I IM'd her just to see what name she would give me. It was NO WHERE NEAR his real AOL screen name. Everyone knows that Lance has made his screen name fairly public (and if you don't have it, please don't IM me or email me to get it) That's ok though, I love these fake *nsync names. Busting posers is not only a hobby of mine, but I have made it into an art form!)

8. "If you think JC is hot press 222" (Do we care if you think JC is "Hot"? No, we don't. Plus I hate the number game. All it does is cause a scrolling war, and make your computer lag.)

7. "I'm related to *Nsync" (Yes, some people aren't just related to one member, but the entire band! MWAHAHAHA!!! I find that amusing. You teenies wonder why you get so much sh*t from people. Keep saying stuff like that, and you'll get heck from haters AND fans..)

6. "I'm their number one fan!" (This is almost as played out as "Nsync sux." I don't care how big of a fan you are, there's gonna be someone out there that bought one more J-14 than you, paid 10 more dollars for their concert ticket than you, or stalked one more limo than you.)

5. "Justin and Britney are engaged" (Why must I get into this one? I think we know why I hate it so much. No, not cause I hate Brit *though I'm not a fan*, but because it's old, stupid, and I'm SICK of it. So what if they WERE engaged? You 10 year olds never had a chance with him....did you hear them on MTV week? Their gals have got to be LEGAL!)

4. "I like all the guys, except *insert name here*" (This enrages me beyond belief. You call yourself a fan of the "group" but you only like a small portion of the members? Where would *Nsync be without...say, Joey? They'd be called *NSNC! You get my drift...they ALL belong in there)

3. "If you're a member of *Nsync, press 12 or IM me" (Ok, how dumb is this one? The *nsync guys aren't gonna annouce their presence. [Furthermore, why would they want to talk to you?] I swear, some people have the IQ of a toenail.)

2. "Hot 11/m here, wanna chat?" (The room gets this stuff alot. How can you be "hot" at age 11? The opposing gender was the last thing on my mind then. Come to think of it, I was still playing with my Barbies at 11)

And the number one thing I hate to see...

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1. "JUSTIN IS MINE!!!" (Psht, no he isn't. More than likley, he dosen't have a clue who the hell you are. Justin belongs to no one, cept his momma...*and maybe Brit, but that's another story*)

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PIC OF THE WEEK


"The Cloning Experiment Gone Terribly Wrong"

Now, let us give thanks for the other four members of *nsync -- JC, Lance, Chris, and Joey. *nsync would be one hell of ghetto, afro puff nightmare without you. *sniff*

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Ly's Contest Corner

First off, we wanna thank everyone who participated in our member recruit contest. Our member count increased greatly because of you guys! The winner of the contest was Timberlakesbutta@aol.com by a landslide. She will be receiving a nice little prize pack retailing for close to $20, full of real *nsync stuff!

So, you want to get in on all the contest action? Stay tuned to issue 3, where we'll be giving you details on how you can win a brand new *nsync marionette OF YOUR CHOICE!

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Song Parody of the Week

"Say My Name"

to the tune of "Say My Name" by - Destiny's Child
parody written by: Mel, Tracy, and BexXx

(CHORUS)
Say my name, say my name
When I'm not around
You pronounce it how you want to
But it aint the same
Say my name, say my name
You may think that it's "Chuh-say"
But, dammit, it's "Shh-zay"
Can't you get it straight?
Say my name, say my name
When I'm not around
You pronounce it how you want to
But it aint the same
Say my name, say my name
You may think that it's "Chuh-say"
But, dammit, it's "Shh-zay"
Better say my name....

Any given day
Any time, any place
It's understood that there
Will be someone who knows my face
All those other names
Like "Cha-Says", or "Cha-Vez"
Could it be that you
Don't have a clue what a French name is?
If you took a guess
First of all, let me say
I don't have the time
To correct your mistakes
So listen carefully
If you're the fan, that you claim
Why can't you take the time
To learn how to say my name

(BRIDGE)
I know I shouldn't care 'bout such a pointless thing
But you're an idiot, or at least it seems
All ya gotta do is put the "shh" with "zay"
How hard can it really be?
Cuz I know the likes of girls like you
When ya gettin' all the scoop on me (times 2)
Why can't you just play it cool
Instead of acting like a fool?

CHORUS

Lemme figure this
What are you, a little kid?
How would you like it if
I were to call you a ditz?
Why can't you say it right
It's not that hard to do
When you can say Kirkpatrick, and say Timberlake too
I can't understand why you would stake out my hotel
When the sound of my name, doesn't even ring a bell
Please just tell me why?
Are you drunk? Are you high?
So obsessed with my fame
Yet you cannot say my name

BRIDGE

CHORUS

Where my true fans at? (Shh-zay, Shh-zay-ay)
You can say it, come on (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
All the fans say (Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
I can't hear ya (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
All my Frenchies say (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
All the fans say (Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay, Shh-zay)
Break it down, whooooooa
JC, take it to the bridge
Come on

BRIDGE

CHORUS REPEATS TILL FADE

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Next Issue...

Be sure to look out for the following in issue 3:

NSync Preschool
What's your NSync name?
Top Ten: Most ridiculous merchandise
New editor search

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