Peace, Love, & Bass
~ Issue Five~
Page Two

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~Table of Contents~
~Song Parody of the Week~
~Who Let Da BexXx Out?~
~Pic of the Week~
~In Loving Memory~

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Song Parody of the Week

Just One Bite (Una Nacho)
to the tune of 98*
"Just One Night (Una Noche)"
by: BexXx & Mel

When I'm tellin' you I'm hungry
By refrigerator light
I am hoping you will feed me
No one else can make them right
Don't you try to hide the good stuff
Or give it to the other guys
You said the word I dream of
And I'm gonna make them mine

Chorus:
Give me just one bite, una nacho
With some refried beans on the side
Give me just one bite, una nacho
Although my cholesterol's high

Cholesterol's high
Oh
Although my cholesterol's high
Oh baby yeah

Cheese and onions make me crazy
Your ripe tomatoes make me wild
Then I'll eat a whole box of cereal
To see what's hiding inside

Chorus

Cholesterol's high
Oh oh yeah
Oh baby

Ay, que rico
Oh, how good
Me pona loca
You make me crazy
Que tan bueno eres
How good you taste
Que tan bueno hueles
How good you smell
Tu movimiento
Your movement
Tu sentimiento
Your feeling
Si, yo te quiero
Yes, I love you
Me das la nacho
Give me the nacho
Toda la noche
All night long
Ay, vamos
Let's go

Give me just one bite, just one bite baby
With some sour cream on the side
Give me just one bite, just one bite oh baby
Although my cholesterol's high
(my cholesterol's high)
Give me just one bite

Give me just one bite, una nacho
With guacamole on the side
(Guacamole on the side)
Give me just one bite, una nacho, oh yeah
Although my cholesterol's high

Give me just one bite, una nacho
With a coke slurpee on the side
(A Coke Slurpee on the side)
Give me just one bite, una nacho
Although my cholestorol's high
(my cholesterol's high)
Cholesterol's high
Oh yeah

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        Who Let Da BexXx Out?

By - BexXx

Hello faithful humor lovers!  =)  What to write about?  Hmmm...Okay, okay, I got it.  I'm going to write about Justin's crotch.  *Blank stares from the audience*  No, really!  I'm going to write about Mr. Timberlake's package!!!!

First question of the day...Has Justin been taking "smooveness" lessons from Eminem?  Because homeboy sure is doing a lot of crotch grabbing.  In fact, it's rather rare to see him with his hand NOT gripping his lower region.  And what's more?  He's got the other guys following suit.  Need proof?  Look at this:

Doesn't he look like he's enjoying himself?



Nooooo Lance!!!!! Not you TOO!  **Sobs openly**
Oh, and Chris, to whom are you giving the finger???

Now what is this all about????  I have never understood the crotch grabbing thing...(Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it isn't sexy as hell!)  But Justin has made a second career!  Makes you wonder if he sleeps with his hand there, or what?

I remember the good ol days when the most sexually charged thing you could see Justin do would be to stick that tongue out...And that was okay!  But when I have to tell my little 9 year old neighbor that the reason Justin is touching his privates, is because he has a mean case of jock-itch, you know it's gone too far!

I think what I would like to say to Justin is this...

WE KNOW IT'S THERE ALREADY!

Don't you ever wonder if he grabs himself just to make sure it hasn't fallen off?  Like he's reassuring himself that he is still, in fact, male?

At any rate... Justin, keep your hands to yourself.  Oh wait...they're ON yourself, aren't they?  Let me rephrase that:  Instead of keeping  your hands on your privates, Justin, keep your hands ON yourself... IN PRIVATE!!!!!

And in spirit of Justin's crotch, we proudly present our....
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PIC OF THE WEEK



God Bless America :o)

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In Loving Memory:





On Saturday, January 13th, 2001, Michael Cuccione, who played "Q.T. McKnight" on the MTV boy band spoof "2ge+her", died of lung failure.  We would like to extend our deepest condolences to Michael's family, friends, and to all the "2ge+her" fans out there.  We keep you in our prayers

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