Peace, Love
&
Bass
ISSUE 6 ~ PAGE 2
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Song Parody of The Week
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It's a dysfunctional
SING-A-LONG!!
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*Editors Note: See the pic? I scanned the picture that I got autographed when I met the guys in November! =) PLEASE don't steal it! Thanks! ~ BexXx*
MY Way
*As Sung by *Nsync*
To The Tune of "My Way" By Usher.
Parody by:
BexXx
Justin's Lines are in THIS color
Lance's Lines are in THIS color
Joey's Lines are in THIS color
JC's Lines are in THIS color
Chris's Lines are in THIS color
Justin:
Yo
Yo Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yo!
Lance: You said that already...
Justin: See, it's rare that you find people like us...
Heh
Cause, all you all otha foos out there doin what we doin...
Or tryin to do what we doin'...
But you CANT!
Cause we do what we do MY WAY!
What about you?
Huh? HUH?
Lance: CALM DOWN!
Justin:
I do...any and everything I can do...
Make those fans go...
Oooh Oooh...Why's he so Fly-I-I?
Dey screaming...`eva dey see me...get freaky.
Dey can get mad if dey want to...
Sue whoeva dey want...
But I still won't give it up.
Cause I likes it...
MY Way...
MY Way...
Dey can beg, and cry and plead...
But dey will come back to see me do it...
MY Way...
MY Way...
What I say GOES...
And I'M in control...
JC:
Dumbass...There is no "I" in Nsync...but, you think...Without you we'd lip synch?
Chris:
When those chicks come, they come for me! Justin's way don't concern me...
Justin:
Oh shut up, you little midget...
Lance:
My mind on seven digits...before I pay heaven's skies a visit.
Now dig it...
I'm producin' other acts, givin actin' a crack,
And that's... a ....fact.
Justin:
If you gonna get there...it be all about me!
And what I do...be tha major leagues!
Joey:
That's why your girlfriend's pagin' me?
Justin:
Cause she knows...Like I know...
That she don't see it, like I see it and she's out tha do'!
Joey:
Sittin' home, by the phone, all alone...Then she moans, and she groans,
"Oh I love Joe Fatone!"
Chris:
Yeah, she's even been chasin' ME!
Justin:
Replacin' ME????
Lance, Joey, Chris, & JC:
And screamin'
"Give it to me now BAYBUH!"
Justin:
MY Way...
MY Way...
Justin T. is what she needs!
She'll keep runnin' back to see me do it;
MY Way...
MY Way...
Britney's MY Hoe...
And I'm in control.
JC:
J, Check me...
It was YOUR girl who let me;
Take it this far and...
Lance:
WHOOOO-EEEEEE!
Chris:
*thrusting his hips*
She had to have it every chance that she could get.
Joey:
So you think YOU a baller?
Justin:
Aww, shit...I gotta call her!
Lance:
Clip that.
*he hangs up the phone*
JC:
You can get mad if you want to!
Joey:
Say whatever you want!
Chris:
But she's STILL gonna give it up!
Lance, Joey, Chris, & JC:
She likes it...
OUR Way.
OUR Way.
You can't satisfy her needs.
So she comes right back to see us do it,
OUR Way.
OUR Way.
She hates your ego!
Now WE'RE in control...
*They repeat this until Justin runs out of the room, crying*
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When Teenies ATTACK!
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Could it be?
Nahhhh...
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It's BACK! By popular demand...
A TON of you guys wrote in and asked us what happened to our "Poser Section". Damn, we didn't know you guys payed that close attention to us!
I turned the reigns over to my girl, Kari on this one...and she did a DAMNED good job of adding her commentary!
Watch and see what happens when a teenie verbally attacks someone that she ASSUMES is JRT.
TAKE IT AWAY KARI!!!!
*Ok, people, now, this is the type of fan that Justin loves with allllll his heart ::holding back laughter:: Enjoey...*
I Need Ritalin: hi justin timbytimbtimberlakee
*Always a good conversation starter*
I Need Ritalin: do you have a pic
*And you need a picture why? Don't you know what "Justin TimbyTimbtimberlakee" looks like?*
TheRealJustin: no
I Need Ritalin: hellothen get one
*Yeah, duh, "Justin", HELLOOOO! Let's get with the program here!*
I Need Ritalin: ok
I Need Ritalin: hello juju
*::giggles::*
TheRealJustin: i have some but i dont feel like sending them out
*Don't be shy, "Justin"...everyone takes pictures of themselves naked...it's OK!!!*
I Need Ritalin: I wont show them to anyone
*Sure you won't. Just you and your 30 best online friends will see them...*
I Need Ritalin: come on
TheRealJustin: nope
TheRealJustin: lol
I Need Ritalin: your a idiot
*LMAO...she called him an idiot...*
TheRealJustin: because i wont send you my picture?
I Need Ritalin: why wont you
*I'm still confused about WHY she needs a picture...*
TheRealJustin: dont want to
I Need Ritalin: my father is emeral lagasse
*Um...I'm going to file this under "Does it look like I care?"*
I Need Ritalin: you type sssssslloooowwwwww like my gramma
I Need Ritalin: :-)
I Need Ritalin: 8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)
*Uh...::thinking:: LOOK!!! I can draw a pencil...())))))))))))))))))))))))))>you suck...Isn't that cool?*
TheRealJustin: hey
TheRealJustin: lol
TheRealJustin: your hyper like my dog
*::Rolling on the floor lauuuuggghhhhiiinngggg::*
I Need Ritalin: and my gramma is 78 ysol
*This will also be filed under the "Does it look like I give a shit?" category*
I Need Ritalin: mabe i am your dog¿
*Or maybe you're JUST a dog...*
I Need Ritalin: where do you live
I Need Ritalin: at least tell me that!!!
*Yeah, "Justin" AT LEAST give your full mailing address! Geez...!*
I Need Ritalin: hhhheeeeelllllllllllloooooooooooooo
*No, no, the song goes, "Bye, bye, bye", not "Hhheeeeelllllllloooooooo!"*
I Need Ritalin: i m kind of a rich girl
*You're kind of a crazy girl, too! Oh, and you're "Who gives a flying &$@#?" file is getting thick here*
I Need Ritalin: how old are you?
*I think she forgot that he was "Justin Timberlake"*
TheRealJustin: im 20
TheRealJustin: i live in fl
I Need Ritalin: what part of fl
Yep, she DEFINITELY forgot he was "Justin TimbyTimbTimberlakee"*
TheRealJustin: orlando
I Need Ritalin: i live in jacksonville
TheRealJustin: tight
I Need Ritalin: FL
I Need Ritalin: ¿x
*@%%$&(@#)*
I Need Ritalin: is the weather nice there
TheRealJustin: rainy most of the time
I Need Ritalin: i live about 550000 miles from where you live.
*Who would have known that Jacksonville, FL is 550,000 miles away from Orlando, Fl*
I Need Ritalin: i live in******************************
*Get the HELL out! I live there, toooo!*
I Need Ritalin: can you please send me your pic¿
*::Bangs head againts desk:: I thought we were past this, damnit!*
TheRealJustin: nope
I Need Ritalin: i though you were cool but now you are nothin'
*ROFL!!! I can't decide if this is a step up or step DOWN from calling him an idiot...*
I Need Ritalin: i would have send you mine
*Now that's incentive!*
TheRealJustin: i am cool
*Yeah, you are, big shooter!*
I Need Ritalin: but you wont send me your pic
*::Ignoring it::*
I Need Ritalin: if your cool you will
*Yeah, "Justin," all the cool kids are doing it!*
I Need Ritalin: SO SEND IT!
*"Say my name, bitch!" ::spank:: Does that turn you on?*
I Need Ritalin: yyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss
*Was that an orgasm? Can 12 year olds even HAVE orgasms? I'm confused now...*
TheRealJustin: no im ugly
*::Feels "Justin's" forhead::...is he ok?*
I Need Ritalin: i don't care all that matters is how you are inside i wouldn't send it to anyone im not that kind of person
*ROFLMAO...there ya go, butter him up! Serve him a nice hot dish of BULLSHIT! And I'm still wondering if she FORGOT that she was talking to "Justin Timberlake"*
TheRealJustin: the camera hates me
*Ok, "Justin," now I'm getting worried! This is NOT like you!*
TheRealJustin: im sorry
I Need Ritalin: did you ever get your pic taken
I Need Ritalin: yes
I Need Ritalin: plenty
TheRealJustin: how would you know?
I Need Ritalin: i know how many times i got my pic taken (plenty)
I Need Ritalin: sry 4 the missunderstanding so please
*::Looks around the room:: Um...check, please?*
TheRealJustin: no
TheRealJustin: sorry
*This is the second time you've said sorry in a 2 minute time period, "Justin!" Are you SURE you're ok?*
I Need Ritalin: you porbalby don't have on duh y didn't i think of that to begin with
*Yeah, duh, why didn't you think of going to www.NSYNC.com ::snickering:: You'll "porbalby" find lots of pictures of "Justin TimbyTimbTimberlakee" there*
I Need Ritalin: i leaving this relatinoship
*She dumped "Justin!" LMAOOOOOO*
I Need Ritalin: bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyy
*Oh, suuure, NOW you get the lyrics right *re**
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It's over ALREADY?
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