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Can you BELIEVE the nerve of some people? There are ACTUALLY people out there who don't LIKE us! *jaw drops* Yeah...we're broken hearted! *snicker*
Call us cocky, call us stuck-up...but frankly, we don't give a RATS ASS what people think!
So when we got this piece of hatemail, we decided to go off on it EF/PLB style! *If you go visit EF like good boys and girls, then you know what I'm talking about!*
BexXx's comments will be in THIS COLOR
Olivia from EF's comments *Hi Liv!* will be in THIS COLOR
Mel's comments will be in THIS COLOR
& Last but not least, Rob (the new guy's) comments are in THIS COLOR
Here's the Email as it was recieved by us:
YOUR ZINE IS DUB! YOU DONT HAVE NO COOL STUFF! YOURE PARODIES ARE GAY! YER TOP 10 LISTS EAT MY ASS! YOU GUYS SHOULDL NOT WASTE YER TIME WRITING ALL THAT JUNK! YOUR POSERS ARE STUPID! I WOULD NOT EVER EVEN BELIIEVE THEM! AND THAT EVERYBODYIES FREE SITE WACKS MY WEINER! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU ARE ALL LESBIANS. WHO DONT HAVE LIVES AND YOU ARE ALL UGLY AND IDIOT!!!! N SYNC HATES YOU!
Editors...Start your engines! In this corner, we have one VERY annoying teenybopper with no sense of humor...And in THIS corner...we have FOUR Humor editors with a thirst for blood! *DING! DING!*
YOUR ZINE IS DUB! "Dub" doesn't that mean COPY? Now wait just a damned minute, our zine is NOT copied from ANYONE or ANYTHING! Y'all gonna make me go all out...**You spelled that wrong. Dumb...D-U-M-B...dumb. Uh oh. Looks like it's time for a warm glass of milk and a nap. You'll have a long day at kindergarten tomorrow. You'll be studying nose-picking AND spelling! Dub? Aww sweetie, do you have a cold? Did you hear that girls (and guys)? Our "zeed is dub" YOU DONT you forgot the apostraphe. And, apparently, that second lesson isn't going come soon enough. Shouldn't that be "you dote?" Apparently our lil friend found the Sudafed. He/she should have asked for Cyanide instead. HAVE NO double negative...the phrase should be YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. Were you home schooled in Arkansas? Lance's momma could have taught you better'n that. COOL STUFF! I have TONS of cool stuff! You just don't have a friggin sense of humor! Stuff, eh? A bit vague. Perhaps if you HAD any thoughts you might be able to share them. Maybe when you grow up can think and spell in complete sentances and share your ideas articulately. Are you aware you just told us we have cool stuff? It's kind of like algebra. If you have two negative integers and you multiply them, they become positive. (But God forbid you would ever replicate, because that would mean the utter and complete demise of our universe) YOURE apostraphe...wrong use of the word...Y-O-U-R. Let's have a BIG round of applause for the HUGE cracks in our public school systems! It takes hard work and determination to let someone like this slip through past second grade. Hahaha, Rob said "cracks" *snickers* Anyway, I do have to agree that you have absolutely no skill in constructing effective and grammatically correct sentences. I can't wait to see what your resume is going to look like. PARODIES ARE GAY! Now that I take VERY seriously, do you have ANY idea how much work goes into one of those "Gay" parodies? Let's see you write one...and then see how many subscribers YOU get...Our parodies ARE funny! They are! *Pouts* Wow! I'm impressed! You used a three syllable word! Your mother would be proud... If she could understand it that is. ::eyes all tearing up:: I was not aware parodies were capable of having human characteristics. But on the other hand, gay can mean "happy" or "gleeful". So yes, I am damn proud to say our parodies are happy and funny and they bring sunshine into many of our readers' otherwise meaningless and empty lives. (K, not really, but it would sound really cool if we had our own informercial or something) YER TOP 10 LISTS EAT I didn't know top ten lists were living things? Are you trying for a full sentence!? ::holding breath:: Let me guess, our top ten lists eat your ass? MY ASS! That's just disgusting... I have to admit, that was a bit disappointing. But I guess I should shoulder part of the blame. I can't expect you to spontaneously sprout those all important IQ points to bump yourself up past a turnip. OH MY GOD THE PREDICTABILITY OF YOUR STATEMENTS ARE NAUSEATING!!!!!!!! Anyway, what's it like having your salad tossed by our lovely top ten lists? I want details. I'm sure Chris Rock will too! YOU GUYS SHOULDL spell check NOT WASTE YER TIME WRITING ALL THAT JUNK! And YOU shouldl not waste yer time READING it if you think it's such "junk"...Go back and fondle your Justin Marionette you 12 year old crybaby. You shouldn't waste your time telling us what we should and should not do, when we're probably not gonna listen to you anyway. Ahhhh... The angst of the teen-age years. You have all the answers, and the world should recognize that. So... How's your finger painting coming along anyway? K, and tell me again WHY we should listen to a grade schooler drop out who cannot spell and gets their ass eaten by top ten lists? YOUR POSERS ARE STUPID! Really? So what does that make the teenies who BELIEVE they are real? *High Five's Olivia.* Lets see here... stupid... Here it is! Stupid: Adj. 1A) Slow of mind. 1B) Given to unintelligent discisions or acts: acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 1C) Lacking intelligence or reason. Brutish... Now that we've got the vocabulary lesson out of the way, go back and reread your e-mail. It might take a few times, but I think you'll understand what I'm saying. ::big grin:: Actually, time and time again, we prove the teeny to be the stupid one. Kind of like you. :o) I WOULD NOT EVER EVEN BELIIEVE Spell check! B-E-L-I-E-V-E THEM! *Makes a note to self:* Use this person as the next victim for "When Teenies Attack!" We'll see who believes who, sister! Good for you! Now you might wanna try convincing your vulnerable peers to not fall for posers either! And to think, I had almost given up on you learning the difference between imagination and reality. Tell me sonny Jim, do Santa and the Tooth Fairy still visit you in the dead of night with their sacks full of goodies? Of course you wouldn't believe them. You wouldn't know how to comprehend a word containing more than 2 syllables. And you obviously have NO clue how to type. AND THAT EVERYBODYIES E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y'S FREE SITE WACKS MY WEINER! Wow! A male NSYNC fan! *ahem* It "Wacks (your) Weiner?" ROFLMFAO, WTF???? And that, class, concludes this week's anatomy lesson. You can put that sad little thing back in your pants now, and quit whacking to N Sync... that's just disturbing! Man man man, you are one sick fuck. You are a grade school drop out who not only can't spell, but you get your ass eaten by top ten lists, and get your weiner whacked by websites. I feel a parody coming on guys... "Uh-weiner-whack-uh-weiner-whack-uh weiner-whack-uh-weiner-whack-uh... oooh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uh-weiner-whack-away" YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! You are NOT Justin's Wife! LMAO! You're in the minority then, cuz even NSYNC thinks we are. Everything is a matter of perspective. I happen to think that you are an inbred, toe-sucking illiterate grade school drop out with nothing better to do than seek vengeance on the world for what your daddy did to you after he said, "This is gonna be our little secret." Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one. However, you are an exception, so, someone pass the Preparation H cause all you are is a big swollen asshole. YOU ARE ALL LESBIANS Hence why I like Lance so much... that's a prejudice and discriminatory comment Jealous much? I still revert back to the fact you get your ass eaten, and your weiner whacked. Now, which one's sexuality are you questioning? Hmmm.... WHO DONT HAVE LIVES You're damned right I don't have a life...but would I change it? HELL NAH! another ignorant comment..you don't even know us We, unlike you, are in the business of entertaining many of N Sync's fans... You, on the other hand... well... You don't seem to contribute a single thing to the betterment of mankind. I give you permission to choke yourself now. You're the one basically holding a gun to your head by writing us. So I would say you have no life either. AND YOU ARE ALL UGLY Naw...cameras aren't all that flattering really I think I smell a complex here. Isn't that the sound of projected self loathing? You can speak for me, but Bexxx is a damn sexy ho, yo. And so is Olivia, and Rob models thongs for me on occasion. Oh yeah, I'm absolutely sure that it was YOUR face I saw on the cover of GQ last month. *rolls eyes* AND IDIOT!!!! *sings* I'm a Loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me? Teenie PLEASE...Do you think you're phasing us? Move on before we have to get nasty...I believe the proper form of the word is IDIOTIC. Wow! I thought you were going to screw that one up too! You did it! You spelled another tri-syllabic word!... Of course, the word you wanted was idiotic. Sorry, no sucker for you this time. I think you forgot to insert the words "I'm an" between "And" and "Idiot" Try again. N SYNC HATES YOU! Well, isn't that special? First off, I get an email 2 weeks into the beginning of this zine's existence telling me that "Justin Hates" Me...Now I've moved on to ALL of Nsync! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! GO ME! How do you know? Are you an elf who sits on each of the guys' shoulders and tells them what they should/should not do, or what they should/should not like? Wow! I've never met a real-life conscience before! I haven't even met mine! *rolls eyes* Once again, your last sentence was ignorant. Unless you are NSYNC themselves, you have no right to officially try to speak on their behalf. And if you must know, the guys who have seen the site/newzie find us very creative, thank you. Does it really even matter? They love us, they hate us. The sun is still going to rise and set tomorrow, and I'll not lose a wink of sleep. Hate me you sad little unfulfilled no-life. It's all you have to look forward to in this world. So I give you my permission. Now, it's time for you to get ready for school... Who died and made YOU Johnny Wright? Pfft. I'll take "sarcastic come-back lines" for $300, Alex.
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