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A note from your slacker Editor...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...
Hey my people! Wassup? My good lord it's been a long time...I'm not gonna lie to you, we here at PLB have been slacking! I'm ashamed to say that this zine has been running for a LONG time...(more than likely going on a year by now...) and we're ONLY on Issue 8...*hangs head*
But fear not! Now that me and the old PLB girls (Mel and Kari) are all settled in over at *Nsync Jaded Everybody's Free, we're ready to get back in action and bring you the humor you signed up for.
So, with that said, I'm gonna go ahead and shut up now and let everyone get on with the funny stuff...y'all rock for stickin' with us this long! And we hope you continue to stick with us! =)
I would like to say before I go that I am well aware that our layout isn't spectacular...but hey, isn't it the funny stuff you're here for?
OK, WE ALL KNOW HOW POPULAR THE GUYS ARE WITH THE LADIES (YES, EVEN CHRIS HAS A FEW FEMALE FANS OUT THERE) AND WE ALL KNOW HOW SMOOTH OUR BOYS ARE WITH THE HUNNIES...OK, WELL, A COUPLE OF THEM ARE SMOOTH AND A COUPLE OF THEM AREN'T...ACTUALLY, NONE OF THEM CAN BUST GAME TO SAVE THEIR OVER-RATED BEDAZZLED ASSES. AS MUCH AS THEY 'VE TRIED TO, THEY HAVEN'T REALLY REACHED THAT "SMOOTH OPERATOR, BABYFACE, MAC DADDY" STATUS YET (NOT EVEN JOEY) BUT I'VE PUT TOGETHER A FEW PICK UP LINES THAT, WHEN USED BY THE RIGHT GUY, WILL HAVE THE LADIES (13 YEAR OLDS IF YOU MAY) CREAMING THEIR PLEATHER PANTS- HOOK- LIKE- *N SYNCER
JUSTIN
5.) WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE...I REALLY AM GOOD AT EVERYTHING
4.) WANNA BE IN A GIRL GROUP?
3.) THE FELLAS CALL ME BUTTAH CAUSE I'M CREAMY AND SMOOTH AND I MELT IN YOUR MOUTH...WAIT, THOSE ARE M&M'S...LET ME START OVER, BABYGIRL...
2.) NOT ONLY ARE MY BANDANNAS BEDAZZLED, BUT SO ARE MY G-STRINGS!!!!
1.) WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FRO WENT? UNZIP MY PANTS...
JC
5.) CRACK, SPEED, VIAGRA, ACID, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!!!!
4.) ARE YA FEELIN MY TIMBS ::SEXY GRIN:: MY BAGGY JEANS ::SMIRK:: AND MY THUG APPEAL? (I KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE ASKING YOURSELVES "WHAT THUG APPEAL?" BUT BARE WITH ME HERE...)
3.) DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN A MAN CAN KEEP IT REAL? (COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THIS SHIT!!!)
2.) WANNA RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR? THAT'LL BE HELPFUL SINCE I HAVEN'T COMBED IT IN A COUPLE MONTHS!!!!!!
1.) NOT ONLY AM I DATING A HORSE, BUT I'M HUNG LIKE ONE, TOO!
LANCE
5.) I KNOW I USED TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHECK MY GOODS OUT TO PROVE EVERYONE WRONG.
4.) "GIRL ARE YOU ALONE?"
3.) WOULD YOU MIND IF I CALLED YOU TOBY FOR THE NIGHT? I HAVEN'T RIDDEN IN AGES...
2.) EVER HAD SEX WITH A POPSTAR? STAY RIGHT HERE...I'LL GO GET JUSTIN!!!
1.) ::DRUM ROLL:: CUZ I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI :)~
CHRIS
5.) OLDER MEN HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE...
4.) NOW THAT JUSTIN HAS NO HAIR, I'M A SHOE IN FOR THE HEART THROB SLOT
3.) IF YOUR LEFT LEG IS THANKSGIVING AND YOU'RE RIGHT LEG IS CHRISTMAS, CAN I VISIT IN BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS?
2.) SCREW JC'S THUG APPEAL, I GOT PUG APPEAL!
1.) HEY BABY, WANNA FU MY SKEETO? (IT'S LAME BUT SO IS CHRIS, SO IT WORKS)
JOEY
5.) I'M ITALIAN
4.) YOU...ME...BED...STEVE...VIDEO CAMERA...'NOUGH SAID
3.) NOTHIN SAYS LOVIN' LIKE MY BUN IN YOUR OVEN!!!!!
2.) ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: LET ME CHECK YOUR SHIRT, YEAH, JUST AS I THOUGHT, MADE IN HEAVEN. IS YOUR DAD A SCIENTIST? CAUSE YOU'RE THE BOMB! ARE YOU FROM ANOTHER PLANET? CAUSE YOU ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
1.) WANNA SEE MY FAT ONE?
PIC OF THE WEEK...
brought to you by Mel
Lance CLEARLY sends the message to todays youth
to abstain from sexual activity.
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WUNAMES
by: Julie
(Special Guest Editor)
Hey boys and girlZ...BexXx here. My girl Julie was so kind as to hook us up with this funny list of "Wunames"...mind you, I have NO idea how you come up with someone's Wuname...but hey...I think they're funny!
Enjoy! And ThanxXx Jules!
Justin Timberlake: Spunky Misunderstood Genius Misunderstood maybe.. but genius? Since WHEN?!
JC Chasez: Sweaty Butcher Wow.. I think I just pissed my pants.
Lance Bass: Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah ROFLMAO. Isn't that GREAT?! Get it?! Bastard.. BASStard?!? HAHA! Ok, so I'm not funny, moving on..
Joey Fatone: Optimistic Lyricist Wow, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
Chris Kirkpatrick: Curly-Haired Slacker Slacker? Perhaps. Curly-Haired? No. That'd be Justin, before he murdered the fro. That bastard.
Steve Fatone: Flailing Fanatical Killer Ok, I really, REALLY regret sending him all that porn now..
Bobbie Thomas: Grand Moff Puppeteer Release JC of those strings, you spawn of Satan!! *makes cross with fingers*
Britney Spears: Spunky Misunderstood Genius Britney rigged this so she could be the same as Justin. I'm tellin' you..
Danielle Raabe: Sullen Choirboy Umm.. ok.
Johnny Wright: Flippant She-Creature Hahaha.. Ahahaha.. HAHAHAHAHA. *ahem* HAHAHAHA.
Wade Robson: Bellowing Rap Machine LMFAO. I think this is my favorite one. No commet made by myself can make this ANY funnier. Just sit back and laugh.
Trace Ayala: Tha Prickly Comedian Haha.. prick..
BexXx: Homicidal Terrahawk BexXx and I are both wondering.. WTF IS A TERRAHAWK?!?!
(Ed. note: Hi y'all! I got sick of wondering and did a search on the net...Apparently a Terrahawk is a character from some cartoon-like show...I dunno...anyway, if you're interested...go here. Peace...xXx)
Kari: Tha Lonely Donkey Kong LMAOOOO.. What the hell?!? These just get funnier and funnier and I can't comment.
Julie: Radiophonic Oddity Well, yeah.. I AM odd.. but Radiophonic? Ok buddy.
Mel: Tha Prickly Comedian Aww Mel. You and Trace match! "Why do birds.. suddenly appear.. everytime you are neeeeear.." Aw, its LOVE! *snicker* Ooo.. snickers..
Lou Pearlman: Violent Toilet Thing No comment. Read it again. Its funny the second time too.
Aiight people, it's that time again! This girl, who is in dire need of some help or some medicine or a straight jacket, pretty much did my job for me, but I always find something to comment on, so enjoy the show boys and girls :)
Im Annoying: hey there...is that you? *Why yes, yes it is!* Im JC: uh Im JC: yeah *Told ya!!!!* Im Annoying: GET OUT! *Uh...* Im JC: no im serious... Im Annoying: as a heart attack? Im JC: as a heart attack. Im Annoying: ok now you're just being CUUUUTE. stop it now. *Yeah, "JC", stop it, silly! ::giggles, twirls hair::* Im JC: uh Im Annoying: roflllllll Im Annoying: just PLAYIIIIIN playa
*Let's keep count if how many times she saysthe word 'playa'* Im JC: haha right on Im Annoying: ok so i saw you in the chat room not sayin anything, playa why not? *That's 2!!!!!* Im JC: got nothin to say Im Annoying: then why you inaa chatroom playa? dont you know that you be CHATTIN in a chatroom? *First off, why ARE you in a chat room is you aren't gonna chat, "JC?", second off, no, I did NOT know that one was supposed to chat in a chat room. Please feel free to fill me in on other self explanitoy things in the future! Thanks! Oh, and that's 3!!!* Im JC: i was just checking out what everyone was saying Im Annoying: oh yeah boy i see how that is, yo...are from n sync? *Throws up her *N SYNC gang sign...EAST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE SAY WHA WHA? OH, and that was kind of abrupt don't ya think? "Hey, how are you? Are you from *N SYNC?"* Im JC: what? *Huh?* Im Annoying: n sync *Who?* Im Annoying: you know Im Annoying: tha band N SYNC *I'm sorry, I don't know who you're talking about...* Im Annoying: onlt the hottest and coolest sounding smooth voiced hottest band eva *No, no, THAT would be LFO...**re*** Im JC: yeah i've heard of them *I'm glad one of us has... *N who?* Im Annoying: i have all their cds!!!!!!!!! wohohohohohoho me! *Wow! Should I give you a cookie now?* Im JC: thats really supportive of you *Translation: "I don't really care. All of my fans have all my cd's!"* Im Annoying: nah boy they just be soooo fly that i almost cum when I hear their harmonies *ROFL...do 12 year olds even KNOW how to reach orgasm yet? I'm thinkin NO!!!* Im Annoying: you know what im sayin? Im JC: yeah *Yeah he knows what your sayin, I'm sure he cums when he hears *N SYNC singing, too ::giggle::* Im Annoying: someone told me you were joshua tom chasez from n syc *Joshua TOM? Is he the 6th member or something? *N who?* Im Annoying: n sync Im JC: do you believe them? Im Annoying: i dunno... Im Annoying: let me test you and make sure you are him
*I can assure you, he is NOT JOshua TOM from *N SYNC...lmao* Im JC: well... Im Annoying: who are you dating? Im JC: bobbie thomas *Neeeeeeeigh...sugar cubes anyone? Sorry, Mr. Ed moment, there* Im Annoying: and how old are you? Im JC: 23 *Hmm, cause last time I checked, you were 24 years old, "JC!!!!!" I think you blew your cover...* Im Annoying: what are the lyrics to bye bye bye? *Then again, never underestimate the stupidity of an excited Joshua TOM fan!* Im JC: um, bye bye bye? *Ya think? I think it's time to give "JC" a cookie now...* Im Annoying: well hellooo playa *Damnit, I thought she gave up the whole bonics thang* Im Annoying: of course Im Annoying: i mean what lyrics do you seing? *Seing? I see, you're from the South, now, huh?* Im JC: im doing this tonight? you're probably going to start a fight? i know this cant be right hey baby come on? *ROFLMAO at least you got the lyrics right, "JC!"* Im Annoying: i aint be startin no fight wit you brotha *Isn't this a double negative?* Im Annoying: hahahahahahahahahahahah roflllllll *Looks around and wonders what's so funny...* Im Annoying: just joshin you **CoughcoughwasthatajokeCoughcough** Im Annoying: haha get it? *No, not sure I don't, can you explain it to me, please?* Im Annoying: joshin you!!! *::Bangs head on desk...repeatedly::* Im Annoying: you really must be justin from n sync *Did I miss something?* Im Annoying: i mean josh *Whew!* Im Annoying: sorry hahahahah Im JC: hey, no problem, haha *Translation: God, you're annoying you psyhco bi--- nevermind* Im Annoying: i listened to your cd last night *I guess that means you deserve yet ANOTHER cookie!* Im Annoying: it made me tinnnnnggglllleeeee *Again...are 12 year olds capable of this?* Im JC: i'm glad *No comment* Im Annoying: well playa i gotta go but make sure to write som good songs and all that shiznit!!! *There it is again!!!!! Play on, PLAYA!* Im Annoying: can i email you? will you call me? Im Annoying: my phone number is 555-555-5555 Im JC: sure you can email me. I like email. *ROOFFFLLL* Im Annoying: great friend! *I'm totally jealous that you're friends with Joshua TOM...*
Im JC: i dont have my phone with me so I cant call you *That's what all the cute ones say...* Im Annoying: well put my humber in your black book and give me a ring ding a ling ching ching bling bling dinger ding when you gots a minate *Falls completely OUT of her chair laughing.....RRROOOOFFFLLLL* Im JC: lol Im JC: ok will do Im Annoying: byeeeeeeeeeee homie!
Comments? Fell free to email me at KROK4PLB@aol.com :)
Much love, K-Rok!
