}><O>
Issue 8 - Page 2
MEL'S CORNER:
Hey y'all...Mel took the time to fill out one of those email survey's that ppl get ALL THE TIME as Justin...I think it's friggin hilarious!
1. Full Name: They call me Lake... Timba Timba Timbalake. And if you don't know my real name by now, DAYUM ho, what you be listenin' to NSYNC fo? You be all trippin an shit?
2. Nicknames: Juju, Ju, Sexy Fine Ass Motha F*cker, Gorgeous, Sexy Fine Ass Motha F...dat one dude Ryan Phillippe be tryin to look like me... whassup wit dat? Oh yeah, Hot, Fine, Yummy, Sexy Fine Ass Motha F*cker, all dat good stuff. And DAYUM, do I look good. You know I be lookin good. I so fly da law of gravity can't defy my fine ass (I made dat up all by myself. Damn I'm good, and I'm fly to boot.)
3. Age: 20, but age ain't nuttin but a numba.
4. Birthday: January 31, 1981
5. Location: Floh-duh
6. Hair Color: HAIL NAH BITCH! YOU BEST NOT BE INSULTIN' MY NATURAL HAIR COLOR. DON'T MAKE ME BUSSA CAP IN YO ASS!!!
7. Eye Color: You dunno this eetha? Who da hell you think you is? An OTown fan or suttin? You know dat little prick Jacob Underoo or Underwear or whatever da hell his name is, he wishes he was fly as me. But he'll nevah be as fly as me. You know why he'll never be as fly as me? Cuz his name ain't JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, BITCH!
8. Shoe Size: Awwwwwwwwww yeah, you know what dey say about a man wit big feet. (Well.. Lance wouldn't know cause I seen his feet, and girl, they ain't dat big... if you get what I'm sayin)
9. Height: I WUZ 6'3" when I had da fro an stuff. But since it be shaved now I be 6'1".
10. Weight: Let us just say dat dey is E-NUF of me to go around. I be like Maxwell House... good to da last drop, yo.
--MUSIC STUFF:
1. Who's your favorite band? My favorite band would be da band-ana. Cuz it be like da Timbalake trademark an shit.
2. What's your favorite song at the moment?: Peaches and Cream by 112. Awwww yeah, my man Joey be feelin' me on dat, right Joey?
3. What's your all-time favorite song?: Bootylicious. I mean, LOOK at my booty, yo.
4. What's your type of music? Music where I be singin in it, duh.
5. BSB or *NSync? I just like da first "N" in NSYNC.
6. Who's your favorite female singer?: Aaliyah cuz she fine.
7. Who's your favorite male singer?: Justin Timberlake. Damn, he fine, and he sings betta dan dat JC guy.
9. Is your band famous, if you're in one?: Nah, da band ain't famous. I be da one who famous. Da band, dey just my back up dancers and sometimes dey sing when I take da shock collars off 'em.
10. What CD is in your CD player right now?: Ludacris
11. What band posters are on your wall? Shit, I just be lookin at all tha pictures of my FINE ASS. Oh and they's a couple up there of my ho, Brit. But only cuz my manager says dat if my wall had only pictures of me up there , he said this bogus stuff dat peoples might get to thinkin I was conceited n shit. Psht, whateva. I be da nicest most modest guy they is, right ho? I SAID, RIGHT HO????!?!?
--WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE:
1. Food: Oooh, dats easy. Brit...ish cuisine.
2. Drink: Da foh-tees!
3. Clothing Acessory: It's all about da bling blingin bandanas, homey.
4. Color: Myyy myyy baby blue... yo, mah man Steven Tyler wrote dat song 'specially for ME.
5. Family Member: *Lance sneaks in and fills this one out* HIS CHIA PET!
6. Hawaii or New York: Hawaii cuz its warm an I can show off mah sexy fine ass in a body suit and use da surfboard dem Teen People's gave me
7. Concert or Television: Concert AND television... kinda like our HBO special. Dat way more hunnies can see my sexy fine ass.
8. Are you crazy or are you more laid back? Hmm how about I make ya a proposition. How about I get crazy while you are laid on yo back? *wink*
9. Memory you would like to forget? My pre hotness days. Wait a minute... did I even go through dem days? I don't tink I did. But I hear dat my Star Search appearance was a little embarrassin'.
10. What car do you drive? Pssh! Everyone knows mah fly ass will not be seen in anything BUT mah Benz. *Justin yells at the girl touching it without mittens* "Mah BABY! Dontcha be touchin mah baby!" *Justin catches a glimpse of his hair in the car's shiny reflection* "Dayum, my hair be lookin GOOD today"
11. Do you ever make prank phone calls? *Dials 1800ABCDEFG* "Hello? Hooked on Phonics? Yo, mah ass be needin' some readin' material." OPERATOR: "Can I have your name please?" JUSTIN: I have it written down right here but it's not in ebonix, yo.
12. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Da ho you see attached to mah arm at all them awards shows n shit.
13. How many buddies are on your list? It depends on what list you be talkin about. You referrin' to my f*ck buddy list or wha?
14. Who do you hate most?: JACOB WONDERBRA
15. What kind of shoes do you like? *Thinks* Uhh the kind dat go on my feet. I have big feet ya know. Ya heard me? BIG FEET!
16. What are your wearing (accessories and all, in detail) right now?: A bling blingin baby blue jerzee wit some baby blue tommy hilfigga boxers and these baby blue adidas wind pants an some baby blue adidas shoes complete wit tha jRt necklace. Damn, you should be me right now, yo, I be fly. But then again, I ALWAYS fly.
17. What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? 6969, what else would they be?
18. What is on your mousepad? Why do I need a mousepad? I just gots me a mirror. So I can be looking at my fine self all da time. It's betta dan lookin at dem ugly ol watadrops.
19. What is your most prized possesion: Dat would be mah mirror yo... *talks to his reflection*
20. Who do you look like? Unlike da Jacob Wonderbra
21. What's the best trick you ever played on someone? I told Lance he could have a solo on da new album. LOL!
22. Do you have any tattoos? What of? I thought about gettin' one of mah self on my hand. Ya know... for when I don't have a mirror, I can just look at mah hand and always be reminded of how fly I am.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
WHO LET THA BEXXX OUT?
by: BexXx
Hey guys, it's me again...
Y'all who have read the zine before know what this section is all about...this is MY little corner of PLB. Here is where I get a chance to scream, cry, laugh, shout, jump up and down and throw things...all at the same time! =)
I'm having a hard time coming up with what I want to talk about...so...What I'm gonna do is put in the most recent pics I've recieved of the guys, and comment on each one? Does that sound good? Yes? GOOD! ; )
Look! It's Chris!!! =)
Aiight, lately "Littlefoot" (which is what I call him...don't ask) has been lookin ALL KINDSA FINE!
When I saw the Making of The Video for "Pop" I about had a major coronary...who hit Chris with the FOINE stick???
I would like to dedicate this picture to Olivia, Kari and Cress...and then stand back and let them fight over him.
And while they're doing that, I'll say this about JC...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
This is Joey...usually, I don't have a whole lot to say about Joey...but here, he's looking surprisingly edible...(NO! Do NOT start thinking I want to eat Joey!! *You know who I'm talking to...grrr...lol*)
Excuse me everyone, I seem to have a strange puddle collecting on my desk...oh wait, I'm drooling!
Don't get me wrong, I miss the fro...(*RIP!*) But good lord almighty! Look at those eyes...look at that chest...look at those ARMS! *swoons* Okay, I'm fine now...LOOK AT THOSE EYES!!!!
It is incredibly hard for me to look at this picture...I think I broke Lance's heart when I became a Justin fan...I'm sorry, Lance! No...please...don't look at me like that...
Okay guys, so the reason for my putting the pics in was simple...it wasn't so much a chance for me to poke fun at them...it was my way of passing them around and sharing the love with all of you! Yeah...I know, you love me...no thanks needed! lol
That's all from me this time! Hope you enjoyed the pics...
Just for the sake of it...
Here's one more:
BexXx
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ADZ *N STUFF
I (Mel) have lost all ads. If you had an ad before, please email me with your ad and it will go back in next issue.
...Malpals...
Boyband Humor
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
'NSYNC + No Authority
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Backstreet + OTOWN
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Special Guest / MP3
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffBR>
Gossip+Banners + More
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
-We Are Fame Whores-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Small Print:
This Ezine has been brought to you today by the letters N and SYNC...any comments made in this zine are not necessarily the opinions of the editors and cannot be used against them in a court of law. Any similarity between the people mentioned in PLB and any real person living or dead is PURELY intentional...Only BexXx was harmed during the making of this Ezine. Kari's grandmother makes really good asparagus. If Pluto is a dog, and walks on all fours and can't talk...then what the hell is Goofy? YAY BUDDY!® The pirates in Las Vegas are friggin hot...if any of you know their phone numbers, please email me. Thank you for reading all this, and don't forget to tip your waitress!
Peace, Love & Bass is an *Nsync Jaded Everybody's Free Joint