I'm bored.
I have new student orientation tomorrow.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Nobody is online.
I'm tired, but I'm not sleepy.
Does that even make any sense?
Didn't think so.
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and I think it would be best if we spent some time apart.
I know, it's okay to feel devastated. If I were you I'd be devastated too.
But it's just not working anymore, you don't buy the right kind of toilet paper.
How can things work out between us if you don't even use the right thing to wipe your ass? There is just no hope.
Okay, I'm done doing that now.
Sometimes I wonder how Justin and Britney broke up.
And JC and his whorse.
Sometimes I play make believe break up conversations in my head.
But not really.
But that would be fun though.
See, I'm gonna make up another one right now.
I swear, this is totally impromptu and non rehearsed.
"Britney, I think we should like, fuck other people. Yaknowwhattamsayin?"
"But JuJu-Be....!"
"Okay okay, fine, I'll just fuck other people."
K, I'm done with that too.
It's 12:06. Liv just signed on.
I'm still tired, but not sleepy.
Liv is pissed off at this guy over Victoria's Secret thongs or something.
The guy likes girls to wear VS underwear, yet he's scared to be caught in a VS store.
I personally think the guy likes to wear girl's VS underwear, and he's scared to be caught in a VS store because he may actually reveal that he has a fetish with wearing women's underwear.
I also think that he likes crotchless panties.
And he probably wants to touch Julie's butt.
I still have new student orientation tomorrow.
And then a meeting with my advisor on Wednesay.
And then registration on Thursday.
And then classes on Friday.
And I have to drive 2 hours roundtrip each day.
Stupid
Stupid
Stupid
Stupid
I don't know if you've seen the pic of me and my "friend" Aaron.
If not, you really should.
The fro was officially bestowed upon him some months ago.
So, there you have it. I found the fro, k?
K.
Don't believe me? Click here to see Aaron in all his Fro-liness
I talked to SteveR the other day.
He is a big tool.
He's a bigger tool than Carson Daly.
Ya hear me Steve? YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER.
I told him he needed to wear his Yellow Rat Bastard T-shirt more often, because he really and truly is a jackass.
He didn't say anything.
He was probably too stunned that I actually took time out of my busy schedule to say hello to him.
He was starstruck and didn't know what to say.
It's okay Steve, I understand I'm an overwhelming woman.
But, Steve is still a tool.
Watch me make up a Hoe-Down in the style of Whose Line Is it Anyway?
C'mon everybody, let's do the Steve Is a Turd hoe-down.
I looked in the toilet, I was in for a surprise
I could not believe what floated there before my eyes
A turd was talking to me, it begged me not to leave
But I flushed it anyway, I realized it was Steve.
(I realiiiiized it was Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevee)
All right, I'm going to go.
Thank you for listening to my completely random thoughts.
Do come again next time.
But when you do, bring the right kind of toilet paper would ya?
Thanks ;o)
