My random thoughts prompted one crunk reader to send me some of her own. She is the first person to have stated that she'd like to have her own page of random thoughts within her random thoughts. And hey, who are we to deny the readers of what they want? So here you go... (yes, they are funny.)
Editor's Note: Although we love reading your random emails, please do not email us with expectations of us posting them. If we did that, THIS random article would not be funny anymore. We just wanted to do something a little off-center. So just chill out on submissions for now. Enjoy this article, though. :o)
i like your random stuff
i think its funny
i can be random too
justin has ice around his neck
i wonder if its cold
he should beware of frostbite
fans might accuse britney of giving him hickeys
thats a gross image
im drinking coffee
coffee is for the morning
its not morning
justin is grumpy until he has breakfast in the morning
lance is never grumpy
probably cuz he's from mississippi
im from minnesota
we have cold winters
if i was a singer, id tour the northern states in the summer
then the southern states in the winter
then i wouldnt ever have a cold winter
but youre on a bus dude
why am i writing you my random thoughts
did you ask for them
no they popped out of the toaster
right up there ^ where i wrote popped...i almost wrote pooped by accident...im sorry that was just gross
i wish i could have a page with my random thoughts
random....brandon....say that out loud....
i like a guy named brandon
he's short
im tall
baseball
he plays it
i watch him
hes good
hockey is better
he doesnt play hockey
jessica simpson turned skank
maybe she's trying to make her ex nick feel like he's missin out
i dont think he's missing out on much if he never got any to begin with...
he should've gone for britney
but justin wouldve kicked his a.....
nevermind
i have to go
i want to read more haha stuff on the nsync humor site you work with
yeah...cuz its funny
tell the other gurls i said so
my name is N*****E
and i too, can be random
nsync is cool
thats why bsb drool
whoa...i rhymed
i call rhyming "busting a flow"
i have a flow sista
she's goofy
ok bye
for real
peace out chica! ;-þ