I have no other comments on the "wadrobe malfunction." So I'll just say this: You don't have to agree with him or what happened, but at least respect the artist and get the lyrics right. It's either "bet I'll have you nekkid" or "gonna have you nekkid [by the end of this song]."

Why this makes me laugh, I don't know. Could be the psuedo headbanging. Could be they look like angry marching midgets instead of dancing rockstars.

Jessica's blonde bimbo act must've rubbed off on whomever made this smiley. The real quote is "Nick, is this chicken or tuna that I have?"

Where's Chris? I wanna see him in the sprakly gold suit. But big ups to Benji for an autograph, and Joel for giving me "a look" when someone kicked sand at me and I blurted out "What the hell?" in surprise.

I'll let you all correct this yourselves. I'm over it, just like I'm over Timbertraitor. Like Julie once said, "He can go rock his body some place else."

Mel sent these to me:

This is just so wrong lol. The subject line of the email was "New Toilet Paper."

Here's a picture of a public toilet in Houston, Texas.

Now that you have seen the outside view of the Toilet, Just spend another moment scrolling down to see how it looks from inside...

That's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box.