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Underneath Your Shorts


This parody was submitted to us by RJ. Thanks, bitch! ;) LOL
The following is a parody of Shakira’s “UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES”, a tribute to JC’s “sexified-ness”, and, what the girls at *NCHILADA call “THE GIFT” ;) I am proud to present, my (RJ’s) comedic masterpiece: Underneath Your Shorts.
You wore a thong
Once and it turned me on
Don’t say I’m wrong
‘Cause you know, when you do that, I’m gone
Come back to my place
Where I’ll show you about riding
And right under your shorts
Is where I find joy

Underneath your shorts
There’s something that makes me horny
Freaking me would be best chose
Mark me as your territory
Your sexy booty is what I deserve
For being such a bad girl honey

Because of you
I think it’s sexy to hump a pie
Because of you
I’m liking the idea of being tied
With you I wanna be alone
The party’s far from 0ver
Can we please eat off each other?

Underneath your shorts
There’s something that makes me horny
Freaking me would be best chose
Mark me as your territory
Your sexy booty is what I deserve
For being such a bad girl honey

I wanna freak you more
Than I’ve ever wanted before
Screw talkin’
No more floor walkin’
I wanna do you
Oh, baby, it ain’t funny
I almost don’t believe it
As I stare at your nice round booty
I’m not hidin’ what I’m thinkin’
Ain’t bein’ a lady, got bad manners
Wanna grab stuff and start feeling…

Underneath your shorts
There’s something that makes me horny
Freaking me would be best chose
Mark me as your territory
Your sexy booty is what I deserve
For being such a bad girl honey

…I want underneath…

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