Searchin4ACowboy: Can I have one little hint at what it is?
M QuirkyGirl: hmm, it is something that you can use
Searchin4ACowboy: ROFLMFAO
Searchin4ACowboy: You can USE almost anything!
M QuirkyGirl: you wanted a little hint
Searchin4ACowboy: In one way or another.
M QuirkyGirl: so i gave you one :o)
Searchin4ACowboy: Can you WEAR it?
M QuirkyGirl: nope
Searchin4ACowboy: I'll give you a hint about yours now.
Searchin4ACowboy: You can't eat it.
M QuirkyGirl: lol
M QuirkyGirl: okay
Searchin4ACowboy: Well, I suppose you could...
Searchin4ACowboy: But your teeth would hurt.
M QuirkyGirl: well you could eat yours too
M QuirkyGirl: but it wouldn't taste very good
Searchin4ACowboy: You cannot make toast in yours...
M QuirkyGirl: you cannot change your tire with yours
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will fit in some tupperware!
M QuirkyGirl: you cannot travel to east india with yours
Searchin4ACowboy: I don't think yours is LEGAL in East India...
M QuirkyGirl: is it something i can open in front of others?
Searchin4ACowboy: Yes.
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours was not once owned by a man named Fred.
M QuirkyGirl: your brother would not like yours
Searchin4ACowboy: Your sister might try to steal yours
M QuirkyGirl: you cannot feed a small pack of wolves with yours
M QuirkyGirl: yours will fit in the toilet
Searchin4ACowboy: you cannot use yours to cure cystic fibrosis
M QuirkyGirl: you can sell yours on ebay
Searchin4ACowboy: If you wanted to sell yours on ebay, you might want to do it UNused.
M QuirkyGirl: lol
Searchin4ACowboy: You cannot drink Yoohoo out of yours
M QuirkyGirl: yours would fit in a stocking
Searchin4ACowboy: If you tried really hard, most of yours would fit up your ass.
M QuirkyGirl: yours does not vibrate
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not shoot heroin.
M QuirkyGirl: awww dammit!
M QuirkyGirl: yours does not dispense toothpaste
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not kill cockroaches.
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not assist in become transgendered.
M QuirkyGirl: becoming*
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours very well could!
M QuirkyGirl: yours can make you bleed
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours WILL make you bleed if you're not careful with it.
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not give you a perm
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours is NOT the Paris Hilton sex tape.
M QuirkyGirl: dammit
M QuirkyGirl: i wanted that
M QuirkyGirl: Yours is NOT music related
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not laugh when you press it's tummy...nor does it do the chicken dance, OR the hokey pokey.
M QuirkyGirl: yours is not a rat that spins a nunchuck round and round and sings "kung fu fighting" in the style of the chipmunks
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours has nothing to do with Barney.
M QuirkyGirl: Yours has EVERYTHING to do with the english language
Searchin4ACowboy: You got me a dictionary?
M QuirkyGirl: no, a thesaurus
M QuirkyGirl: but close enough
M QuirkyGirl: jk
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not pay the phone bill
Searchin4ACowboy: DAMMMIT!
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not relieve constipation
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours, if not chewed thouroughly will CAUSE constipation.
M QuirkyGirl: good to know
M QuirkyGirl: i did not find yours in a dumpster
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not have it's own zip code.
M QuirkyGirl: yours can be very easily lost
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours is in about 30 pieces.
M QuirkyGirl: awww you got me a 3d puzzle of the pentagon
M QuirkyGirl: how sweet
Searchin4ACowboy: lmao! Damn! You guessed!
M QuirkyGirl: rofl
Searchin4ACowboy: Liv told me you will like yours.
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not help you cross the mexican border
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will not buy you coffee at Starbucks.
M QuirkyGirl: yours does not come from wal mart
M QuirkyGirl: or target
M QuirkyGirl: or k mart
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours comes from a department store.
M QuirkyGirl: yours comes from a specialty store
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not have frilly pink lace around the edges.
M QuirkyGirl: yours does
M QuirkyGirl: (jk)
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not have a map of Rhode Island on it.
M QuirkyGirl: yours can be destroyed
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will probably BE destroyed when it gets to you...
M QuirkyGirl: did you write fragile on the box?
Searchin4ACowboy: No...
Searchin4ACowboy: The guy did the box
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not make you puke
Searchin4ACowboy: Part of yours, if inhaled will make you high.
M QuirkyGirl: yours doesn't smell
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours must be stored at room temperature.
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will not pay your way into Disney World...
M QuirkyGirl: if you gave yours away i would beat you
Searchin4ACowboy: If you gave yours away, I would think you were strange.
Searchin4ACowboy: You cannot sleep with yours in the bed with you
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not get your pregnant
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours does not take steroids
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not get you arrested
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours was not harmed in the making of ANY film.
M QuirkyGirl: yours cannot be sprayed
Searchin4ACowboy: It's Teflon?
M QuirkyGirl: yours does not have testicles
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will not sell your soul to Satan.
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not give you admittance to heaven
Searchin4ACowboy: You will not want to have a t-shirt made with a picture of yours.
M QuirkyGirl: yours will be destroyed if it gets wet
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will be destroyed if someone steps on it
M QuirkyGirl: a dog cannot hump yours
Searchin4ACowboy: A pig cannot breast feed yours
M QuirkyGirl: it is unlikely that john mayer would write a song about yours
Searchin4ACowboy: Part of yours was shortly featured in an NSYNC video.
M QuirkyGirl: i like what i'm getting you
Searchin4ACowboy: I can't use what I got you.
M QuirkyGirl: hmm
Searchin4ACowboy: You should not let babies near yours
M QuirkyGirl: yours is made from a natural material
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours is not made from human flesh
M QuirkyGirl: good!
Searchin4ACowboy: I did not discover yours in the ancient tomb of some forgotten pharoah.
M QuirkyGirl: yours cannot be found on the periodic table
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will not cure menstrual cramps
M QuirkyGirl: yours will not cause kidney stones
Searchin4ACowboy: Yours will not eat a hole in your socks
M QuirkyGirl: i'm running out of useful hints
Searchin4ACowboy: Me too...and I have to go to bed.
M QuirkyGirl: me too
