Thanks, Stefanie! I (Liv) loved your parody. The way that you came up with it based on the age difference and appreciation you have of Chris was awesome. And considering I'd just come off my Super Bowl high [one of the greatest weeks of my life and in Detroit's recent history!], it really made my day. =)
(A.N. I’ve liked Chris for how long now? Almost four months? All I have to say is...why didn’t I think of this before?! Done to the tune of Busted’s, “What I Go To School For”...Chris, you are LOVED!)
His voice is way higher than mine
I look at him and he’s so fine
Don’t tell my friends
I need a drink
I love a member of *NSYNC
I fight the teenies and the saps
To get a good glimpse at his chaps
I love his beard, I love his hair
Is he crazy? I don’t care
That’s why I like the Steelers
Even though I’m acting teeny
Now I need therapy
But I love that Crazy
He’s why I like the Steelers
Even though you think that I’m sick
My boyfriend’s a real dick
Not like Chris Kirkpatrick
That’s why I like the Steelers
He’s why I like the Steelers
So he’s almost thirty-five
And he makes me feel alive
He jokes just for his humor’s sake
He brings his grandma funnel cake
I’d hit a tree in a forest
For the chance of just one kiss
He’s got a heart of solid gold
Young at heart and never cold
That’s why I like the Steelers
Even though I’m acting teeny
Now I need therapy
But I love that Crazy
He’s why I like the Steelers
Even though you think that I’m sick
My boyfriend’s a real dick
Not like Chris Kirkpatrick
That’s why I like the Steelers
He’s why I like the Steelers
Every night while I’m lying in bed
I’m just singing his songs, they’re all stuck in my head
I guess that’s why my voice is getting so high
I can see those tale tell signs
Telling me I’m into Busta Rhymes
He’s a sweetie to adore
Because he’s who I’m singing this song for
He’s who I’m singing this for
I’ve been restrained this very night
My God, this jacket’s really tight
I’ve got this big, old padded room
My friends, I’m loony as the moon
But hey, I like the Steelers
Even though I’m acting teeny
Now I need therapy
But I love that Crazy
He’s why I like the Steelers
Even though you think that I’m sick
My boyfriend’s a real dick
Not like Chris Kirkpatrick
That’s why I like the Steelers
He’s why I like the Steelers