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Mock Hatemail

Wow...it seems we have been provoking a lot of weird and/or typical teeny hatemails. Who are we to pass an opportunity to respond?! lol Olivia's comments will be in blue, Nina's comments will be in yellow, Allison's comments will be in purple.

Hi, Whoa now... down tiger Hello. I just wanted to tell u ur sight sucks! Oh my God! How did you know I wear contacts and glasses? Actually I have pretty good sight. 20/20 in case you wanted to know. I've been meaning to get that checked... First of all, who do u tinhk you are?1?! *checks birth certificate* Well, I KNOW for a fact that my name is Olivia. Hey what up... Ah'm Nina...and yo ass would be? Hello, my name is Alli. I learned that from the editors page. Dissin on my b/f Justin Timbalake. And now, I'm not brit spaers. Who's "brit spaers"? Who are you now? Whoa!! I don't know a brit spaers, so if now, you really were her, I wouldn't be able to tell. that's just a big cover up for both of them, they aren't acshually I agree...it's all a conspiracy...a conspiracy...a conspiracy...agh damn that conspiracy, it's all I think about! Does Joey tutor you in spelling? or "actually" whichever you prefer...I'm a big "actually" fan myself. Want to join the fan club? You can have a sound check party with me!! Woo hoo!! dating, they just say they are As do you...psycho!, but they are really dating normal people. Normal people...definitely not you. I am really abnormal...but for some reason I think I've got a better chance. And brit is like my best friend, Like, really?! and I hate the way u always diss on her Me too. I hate myself for that...damn me, damn me all to hell!, she did nothing to you!! she's the sweetest girl in the world I urge you to re-think... It's a pretty big world. GAG! and i can't believe you accuse her of dressing trashy Britney, trashy?! No! Slutty...whorish...bimbo-like...cheap...hooker-like, for sure. I'm actually a Britney fan, but I don't frolic around in cut off shorts and a skin toned bikini top, nope not me. Nope, not Alli...that'd be me. I am the trashy member of this outfit. Damnit I hate Britney Spears. Damnit all to hell! or having breast implants! Let's see...in the BOMT video she was an A-Cup. What's up A-cup? Less than 3 months later in her Sometimes video she was a D-Cup. Now, I may not have my science degree yet, but I don't think biology and mother nature work THAT fast. Are you jealous of her massive fake mellons child? I am too. She dresses so normal and cunsurvative When does she dress at all? Conservative would be implying that she covers at least half of her body Acshually, I prefer conservative...man USE SPELL CHECK ASSHOLE!! you don't even know what u talking about!! And apparently, neither do you. Did you pass first grade? I did!! *smiles and raises my hand* i also Also? didn't like the way you dissed chris just coz he's OLD! not very young. Chris is the only man alive who could pass 30 and still kick ass! DAMN STRAIGHT NINA! Love ya Chris! =) Say old...is it that hard?!? you should diss on his she-devil g/f dani, You should know they broke up, and just cause you're bitter cause you aren't Justin's gf doesn't mean you should hate on those who can get *NSYNCers. she's such a witch to all the fans and she's just using chris! Excuse me? If you cared for Chris at all you'd know he's going through a mental crisis because the only chick he ever really loved left him. Be considerate you dirty little whore!!! I highly doubt this 5th-year first grader would know what compassion is. And you don't even know Dani. So don't imply shit! justin just caem in, he wants to say something: LMAO...Hey J! What's da real yo? This should be good. *Crosses my fingers* Please say you want to have sex with Nina...please please please... Yo, dis be Justin, you know da hott one from nsync Lance? JC?, and i hate ur sight foo! DAMN! you gave yourself away right there...You IMPOSTER!! you and "Justin" spelled site the same way. HA HA BITCH!! you suck!! And if I was one of your little friends staring over your shoulder while writing this, I would SMACK you as hard as I could with the bluntest object that I could find. AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! (crack much?!?) Actually, I would also hit you I think...actually... Have you seen Chris' Invisible Bitch? She's missing.

see, now u got all All of Nsync eh? Funny, I don't remember anybody but "Justin" giving testimony about the site. of nsynchating you, i hope ur happy!! Yes, I'm VERY happy to be mocking your ass right now. I'm pretty excited myself. Can I get in on the joy please?? and joey's not dumb He's special., he's acshually smarter than me even! You worded that all wrong. LMAO...I have to give you credit here. Joey IS ACTUALLY much more intelligent than you. he's been helping me wiht my college, I highly doubt YOU are in college. Collage would have been more viable there. Oh my goodness, I'm starting college in the fall, do you think that maybe Joey could start a course? That way my college career can be as successful as yours seems to be?!?! he explained how 2+2= 8? 4, now that's a smart guy!! The reason he explained that simple arithmatic problem is because you cannot comprehend anything beyond that yet. and he's also helping me witht my spelliyng. He should stop trying to help...you're a lost cause. and lance is not a girl! *smiles contently* Now he's not...rawr. ;) We didn't say he was a girl. We implied it through witty humor however. Give us some credit dayum. he only like to wear make-up sometimes, I'm not a big makeup chick myself. As do I...and I am a girl. Not that I'm implying anything, heh. but even if he wanted to all the time You're implying more than I ever did, you shuld not diss him for it But it's too easy...and so much fun!, he's been having problems ever since toby died Ima call you Freaknut., it's not his fault, he just needs some afacshun But of course my little Freaknut. and you guys are only makin it worse for him! Me too Freak baby. and jc doesn't do drugs Me either! Neither do I!!!! that white stuff in his bunk is pixie stix Yummy!! he loves pixie stix Don't we all and pours all the pixie stix powder into a plastic bag, he even let me try some once, i think it had extra sugar in it I think you're an idiot, cuz i got really hyper Hyper doesn't come with the territory Freaknut?, but anyway, he doesn't beat bobbee she beats him The only intelligent and correct thing you've said so far! True dat!! and her article in dat magazine is the best article eva I thought we were headed in the right direction with the she beats him thing. But you switched it around on me!, she once even let me write a peice in it. You? Write a piece of Bobbee's article? ROFL hysterically. I highly doubt that with your lack of education. The enthusiasm however, is definately there. I wrote *NSYNC rules the world! see how smart I am, Nope. I bet you couldn't come up with something cool like that Freaknut you so cool!, now we know why ur websiteght isn't a magazzeen We're not any kind of zeen and/or ZINE at all actually. Thanks though. cuz it sucks Much like myself. *Dirty hand motions and slurping noises*!! anyway, eminem?? Who's "em"? and justin gotta go work on making a family You made that sound dumb. It had potential but ya slandered it, i hope someone hacks into your sight and deletes it Wee'ddd probably just re-make it. Dedication is a wonderful thing. Stay in school., i know if i knew how Jack ass. Which you never will sweetie, unless you stop repeating first grade for the 5th time. i wuld!!

thank you for your time Why do all teenies end their supposed "hatemail" by thanking us? Anytime Freaknut.
Sarah timbatimbatimbalake Either Timberlake is a largely popular last name, Justin has a bunch of siblings we don't know about, or he is a polygamist. Polygamist!! Okay I didn't comment on that whole time, because I was building up to this. Here is what I think of Justin's freak-ass cousin or whatever: Get a life, you are obviously mad because you aren't funny. You basically took everything that we have ever said and told us not to say it, and then tried to make a joke out of it yourself, using things we're already said. Get a life, don't write hatemail, you probably can't write a stupid grocery list. Do NOT!! try to be funny and write fake hatemail. Cause this is seriously the lowest form of hatemail we've ever gotten. You want to be just like us and you aren't and you never could be. So get over it. I hope you like all the attention that you got, cause we made your bullshit letter funny.


YOU GIRLS WOMEN ARE SO STUPID!!!

Ok I don't know who u think u r. Once again, my name is Olivia. My associates and I run this crunk-ass website. Word. Ahm Nina. I MF rock! I'm Alli, nice to meet you. What amusing things are we having on our page today? NSYNC are like the best boys ever made Like, YEAH! Like, they sure are! They were made from seeexxxxxxxxxxx. What are they genetically altered? Is there an *NSYNC factory that they make people that look like them all of the time? I don't think so. and you shouldn't make no more fun of them. We shouldn't WHAT? I'm sorry...I only speak Tagalog, Spanish, and ENGLISH. YOU should try it sometime. I speak a lil' French mahself. But, I no understand what you no mean? Eh? Have they ever done anything to you??!?!??!! Yes...they've made me smile, dance, sing, spend lots of $$$, and laugh uncontrollably. Bastards over charged me for my concert tickets! I don't think so honey! First you called me stupid, now I'm your honey? *scratches head* Huunnnnyyyyy *Frothes* I don't know if we should be taking our relationship to that level of using terms of endearment, we hardly know each other. And plus you shouldn't make no? any fun of Justin's fro It's hard to make fun of something that isn't there. I actually spent my time to make a stupid page about that damn fro. Blow my fugly! because its like the best part of him ONE of the best parts of him. ;) I could name a few other beneficial body parts!. Have you seen recent pictures? There's NO FRO!! It's gone...like *poof* it was there one day, now it's not. Johnny's Angels to the rescue! Eh Bex & Mel? Come on...I'm having this strange feeling you're one of those funny cousins, so you really should know if the fro still exists or not. I happen to know Justin Me too. Yeah, same here. But still...if I had ten dollars for everyone who says they "know" Justin. and he saw your site and said Dayum dey be cool know? he didn'tminus the n't like you. Actuly Joey would be very disappointed that you mispelled his favorite word. hes here now and wants to say something Please say you wanna have sex with Nina...please please please!

Justin- WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! Because you make it so easy to mock you. Because I like you baby!*Purrs* How the hell is Justin frigen everywhere? And he has a little too much to say. Are you sure he doesn't want to say that he doesn't like our "sight?" I DON'T LIKE YOU You'll learn to like me! AND I'LL NEVER HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXX WITH YOU SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST FORGET IT I just can't!! NONE OF US LIKE YOU You're split personalities? Perhaps Chris and I should do a case study on you?, OR THINK YOUR VERY FUNNY EXCEPT FOR SOME THINGS! Which things, I can elaborate. Oh my goodness...Justin, I'm soooo NOT FUCKING SORRY!! Someone needs a shrink...and it's not me or Justin...I'll give you one guess.

Justin even says he doesn't like you *sits with psych evualuation form and nods* Yeah we caught that. You're kidding me...I could have sworn that was you typing with your Justin mask on. and that was really him *jots furiously on notepad* That was really me too!! WHy don't you just leave them all His buddies J-funk, and JuJubean? alone or I'll have justy Another one? beat you up *notes agressive mupltiple personalities* How about we compromise on down>!! Hey Nina...I know a compromise...some days of the week he spends with you and other days with me. It could be fun! *rawr*

Lots of love and Many kisses From you or Justin? I like kisses!
Hannah Timbatimbatimberlake POLYGAMIST!


Look biotchAre you feisty for me?, why are you making fun of my boysz? I louve NSYNC and would die for them *notes obsessive stalker* They would not die for you.. They are so gorgeous, so talented Agreed!, and i can tell you for a fact that Lance doesn't not act like a girl *Purrs* No, he doesn't! ;) You're right I've just been seeing things. I told you, I've been meaning to get it checked ou yo!, I had sex wiht him a million times *notes delusion and denial about not being legally of age* I have sex in my dreams too. and i am married to him Lance must be a polygamist too then. Damn mine aren't that good. Mine are! ;) and he is good *purrs* Yes, he is! I am too! ;). He is a space cowboy Golly gee...a real space cowboy? Would he let me ride his big shiney rocket?! He would Nina, if he hadn't turned down NASA to be in *NSYNC!. Joey is not a man whore He's not a man whore...he's THE man whore, he is a perfect gentelman I do suppose he's got gentle tendencies when he's not in a hurry. like the rest of them and does not have stds That's not what he told Kathy Lee.... and he's not stupid He's special!, hes the smartest person I know No me! Is he tutoring you in spelling too?. JC is not on crack, he is just naturally crazy At least you admit that he is infact crazy. And he likes to sleep alot So do patients who are comatose., so what I was hoping you'd tell me? They should all be tired from touring a million hours a day *notes patient's confusion* I wasn't aware there WERE a million hours in a day? If only there were 1 million hours in a day.... Chris does not need viagra, he can get it on whenever he wants to Anyone can get it on. Getting it UP however would be the need for viagra!. Me and Lance accedently That's really typical of Lance. Oops, he did it again. walked in on him and Dani one day Was it a stick up? Or a hold up?, so i know Know what? Nothing!. Justin does not act black, No, it's not an act...it's real. he iz cool WORD! and i hang wit him all the time. As do I... He told me to tell you you're a dike How can u call urself an nsync fan My name is Dr. Olivia ____, PhD and I am an *NSYNC fan! I am an Nsync fan! when u r so mean No one said it would be easy. Just that it would be the truth. to them? I have seen them in concert 100000000000000 times and i am their biggest fan. Me too! leave them alone NEVER! Ok, just for you!, they r the best ever They are super deeeeee duper! and never break up. You're broke Crackspice.

thank you You're welcome. You can pay my secretary on the way out for this session.
MRs James Lance Bass "Lance doesn't like women..." -Mr. James Lance Bass


Do y'all remember the person who wrote that really Jacked Up Hatemail we posted? This is the same person. lmao

03/08/01 12:33:41 AM

Name: The Decevier Oh my God! I thought I recognized you! Hey guys, it's that new super hero guy! Ooohh intimidating! I'm shaking...someone hold me please!!

Age: 100 And we thought Chris was old? Call Guiness...he's only got a few years left.

How'd you find us? I typed in stupid ass fuck porn and go this site... HOW STRANGE.. That's how I find it too. You sure you just didn't use your super powers to find us?

Favorite NSyncer? that goof with the thing! Penis? Lance, JC, Chris, Justin, Joey, Stever...

LEAST favorite NSyncer? that goof who has hair! Well, that rules out Justin. Can you please clarify? Please be more specific...

What was your favorite section? none! Should have left this space blank then. However, may I suggest the PLB and humor sections? I personally dig those. Try the new section...and the humor sections, I like them.

Any other comments? yeah i hate N-stink You're what? Ugly? Aww I'm sorry. like most people don't I certainly don't! I don't. I like them very much, I must not be must people. *sings* I wanna be a minority!! and you would think that i would like this site but YES, yes I love it! no... i fuckin hate this sigh you meante! its not funny I giggled. and i think it sucks BASS Bass...haha I get it! Again with the website being able to suck ass? What is up with all of you people personifying websites. They are inanamimate objects. So keep up the good work We will thanks! =) Can do penis Ooohh sultry! breath! I have winterfresh breath, here *breaths* smell!!


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