Name: MRS> FATONE You're Mrs. Fatone? Pssh... OMG OMG!! You're Joey and Steve's mom? Wow, well hello there Phyllis! Your sons are great! Tell BOFF I said hello! :D Okay...well...damn...you're kinda old. It's very nice of you to join us here at EF today, we hope you enjoy our brand of humor. Since you come back repetitively, you must really like it... Damn...if I didn't recognize STEVE when I saw him...what makes you think I'd know if I saw Steve & Joey's mom? Your name is now a mathematical statement. "MRS is greater than FATONE" What exactly does the MRS stand for? Moronic Retards Society? Or perhaps, "Me: Really Stupid." Anyway, MRS, if you think you're greater than FATONE, you must have a very high opinion of yourself. I have a slight tendency to believe you're, like, really old or something.
Age: none of your god dang business Well if it's none of our business, why did you even bother answering the question? Seriously, it's like answering the "Computers:" question in an AOL profile with, "If you want to know the answer, I don't want to know you!!" Corniness!! Touchy, Touchy! Kinda sad how they can come all up in our faces and lambaste our asses with mean comments, but they're too chicken shit to give their names... You MUST be really old. You took offense to that question. Only really old, stupid people from the Moronic Retards Society take offense to being asked how old they are. lol...It's ok sweety we already know you're between the ages of 8 and 12...
Favorite NSyncer? joey duh I thought you were Steve's Lover? No, wait, I thought you were Mrs. Fatone? Um, ew. I don't think Phyllis would date her son when she's got someone as cool as BOFF. Someone is havin' some identity problems. First we love Steve, now we are Steve and Joey's mom, now we're Joey's bitch. I don't know, I think you should start being nice to Olivia, she could help you out with a case study to figure out which personality rules over the majority of your life. That's not so strange, Alli...I have this on again-off again thing goin with Lance and Justin...*hangs head* You wanna help ME with a case study, Liv? LMAO! I want Justin to thrust me... You're starting to scare me. You are confusing your son with your lover? Classic sign of alzheimer's. I honestly do think you're really old.
LEAST favorite NSyncer? lance *turns to Alli and Lucky* Betcha she said that just to piss off me, Mel, and Bex. I ain't got no beef...well...there was a point where Lance was my favourite...so back up off bitch!! How you going to be a fan, when you don't like one of them?!? That's just wrong. I aint hatin on her...Just shows where the women with TASTE turn their attention...*No offense of course, to Lucky & Alli...Even if you ARE confused about who's the hottest, I still love you both* K, now I am POSITIVE you are really old. Cause you are obviously losing your hearing and eyesight if you don't like Lance. And really old people are generally the ones who are deaf and blind. Lance is hot. I want to live with him and sleep in the "Cat in the Hat" room. I seriously think we're long lost best friends....LANCERS!!! CALL ME!! lol....
Any other comments? llisten You spelled that wrong. here Yes? Yesh I'm llistenin'... Yes grandma? Oooh...she's gettin bossy! This is gonna be good! who ever made the site That would be Brittany...with help by all us editors past and present of course! You are messing with a long line of *NSYNC humor writers here. You sure you want to start with all of us... I'm ONE of those humor writers, and I sure as hell don't wanna start with us... Here here! What you don't realize, old lady, is that everytime you write something stupid, you are contributing to the site. So in essence, you are helping to construct it. I am so happy you are a member of the Moronic Retards Society. You really do belong there. i just wanted to say back offf You spelled that wrong. Con't people use spell check anymore? Don't worry, I won't steal your bed pan. Who died and made her Johnny Wright? LMAO...BOFF... my man Which one? First you said you were Steve's Lover, then today you said Joey's your man? Would you clarify as to who your man is? I'm throughly confused here. Who am I backing off of, Steve or Joey or BOFF? I'm so confused here. I need JC to hold me... *holds Alli* Okay, so I'm not JC...but I can make my hair stand up straight if it helps... Oh...she has a man! Did u mean mommy? Aren't u kinda young to be dating? *sigh* How many times do we have to tell you Teenies JUST SAY NO to Britney being a role model! slut Yo Momma... Ooooh. Busting out the BIG GUNS now. "Slut" is SUCH a big word. For someone who wants us to stop picking on her and her "man", you couldn't come up with a better comeback? Do you know me? Do you know if I am a slut? Do you realize you could have caused major mental problems for me? Maybe I have low self-esteem? You don't know. Obviously you have some sort of masochist tendencies, since you love public humiliation. Get a frigen life, if anyone's a slut, it's you and your three men. You...trollop you!! Now ain't that the pot callin the kettle black? Miss Steve's Lover/Joey's Bitch/Momma Fatone! Decide who's woman you are before you go callin other people sluts! K, now I don't know if you called ME a slut, or if you asked me to back off YOUR man-slut. If you're referring to one of the Fatone brothers, at least you know that they are man sluts. And damn, they really are man sluts for having sex with a really old lady like you.
Dear Steve's Lover...no, Mrs. Fatone...shit, whoever the hell you claim you are...if you have SUCH a problem with our site, then why do you come here? In order for you to respond in the guestbook with such an entry, you obviously must have taken the time to read our "Hate Messages" section and found that we had mocked you cruelly. Now...lemme ask you this: If you don't like our site, why did you EVEN waste your time coming here, read our hatemail section, find your entry, and then proceed to respond AGAIN? Doesn't that kind of demote your cause? If I don't like a site, I don't go there, plain and simple. And who are you to speak on behalf of the guys? Unless I receive a signed and sealed letter from one of the guys and a member of their leagal team (as proof of verification of course) telling me to stop running the site, then this site stays. But then see here, if you try to take down one humor site, you gotta take them all...which seems quite the task if you ask me. So, little girl...on behalf of Everybodys Free, PLB, other humor sites/ezines, and all the humor fans out there...do us all a favor (and stop humiliating yourself) by coming to our site. The more you come back and the more contraversy you try to raise, the more people will visit us. Okay, maybe you might not understand that. You're actually supporting us each and everytime you come to our page...and aren't you trying to accomplish the opposite? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Olivia
Alli's Open Note:
All I have to say is that for someone who obviously does not like us, does not like what we say, and does not like our entire site, you put a whole lot of time and energy into it. You probably love the fact that we are spending so much time on you. You are gettin' a reaction out of us, and you love it. Well, you're little, small minded, childish tactics are for kindergarten. Get a frigen life, and if you have a problem with what we chose to do with ours, write a book. A book which you will have immense trouble with because of the spelling and gramatical errors that you exemplified in your short, erratic, and almost unreadable guestbook entries and emails.
Have fun living your pathetic life,
Allison
BexXx's 2 cents:
I'mma take a second here too...I'm not an EF editor...but I DO run an ezine. And just recently, we got an email a lot like this. Let me tell you people something, aiight? The guys of Nsync are big boys! And they sure as hell don't need no 12 year old, baby-blue sparkly bandanna-wearin, squealin' like a stuck pig when they get their new issue of BOP in the mail teenyboppers sticking up for them! So here's an open call...Lance, Justin, JC, Chris or Joey...if y'all have a problem with our humor...tell us YOURSELVES! Because until I get that, I'm with Liv...And as for you teenies out there reading this and seething behind your 45 dollar neon orange JC concert t-shirt...NA NA NA NA NA! YOU CAN'T PHASE US! = Þ Now I am going to try and calm Allison down...*gets out the hose*
BexXx
Note From Mel:
I know it is difficult for you to grasp the idea that we do not take offense to any of the things you write. You are actually making our jobs, as humor writers, easier by providing us with content perfectly suited for analytical scrutiny and relentless mockery. So, I ask, why do you put yourself to so much trouble? Do you really and truly think you are going to make us mad by posting commentary like an uneducated imbecile? I really do pity people like you... and not because you're in diapers and you have lost your teeth. I mean, that's sad all by itself, but to top it off, you're an idiot too. Life must be a sad, sad, story for you.
Know your role and shut your hole,
Mel
*Lucky says...ditto.
