Lance spreads out his towel and sets himself up by the wave pool. Lance is wearing a one piece, hot pink bathing suit with white polka dots and an attached skirt. He's also wearing matching pink sunglasses and a straw hat with flowers on it. He has applied his SPF and his Woman's World Weekly is with him.
Lance: Now boys, don't run around too much. Always keep your sunblock on, and reapply every 45 minutes. If you run out I'll be right here. Now run along boys!
Justin: Dayum Lance! Why you be acting like mah moms, yo? All gurlie...dayum! Ah thought JC wuz Big Daddy. Awww...shit!! Lance and JC married..Mommie Lance and Big Daddy JC. [laughs] JC loves Lance!
JC: Oh HELL NO!! Lance would make an ugly ass girl! Plus, I'm in love with my Lord Jesus Christ and all my "stuff."
Joey: Who's this Lord guy?
Lance: Nevermind. Umm...Joey honey, take that life preserver off from around your neck. Here, let Lancie help you.
Joey: [blue in the face and gasping for air] I...*gasp*...can't...*gasp*...breathe...
Finally after much struggle, they get the perserver off.
Lance: Go play in the wading pool, Joey. Go ahead, I'll keep an eye on you. [slaps Joey on the ass and Joey runs off]
Chris: Okay, we're off to have a crazy time now. Bye Lance.
Justin & JC: Bye Lance.
JC: [rolling his eyes] Thank God that nightmare has ended.
Justin: I swear yo, Lance be lookin mo' an mo' like Stacy everyday. And he be wearing too much makeup! It be makin' his albino azz look paler den usual yo.
Chris: Oh...cool!
JC: So...what do you guys wanna do first?
JC is wearing his "Wipeout Wetsuit" from da MMC.
Justin: Get yo azz a normal bathing suit. Chris, where be yo bathing suit?
Chris: Oh...right here. [takes his jeans off to reveal a neon yellow Speedo, with a paw print over his "area" and the word crazy written across his ass]
They arrive at the surfshop, and Justin makes both JC and Chris buy baby blue surf trunks with a white wife beater. After changing into the "Justin Timberlake: I Look Good Collection," they're ready to go.
So they head over to "Summit Plummet" and began walking up the stairs. After climbing about 5 steps, Chris collapses.
Chris: My heart...my heart!!
Justin: Yo JC, do you hear something?
Chris: [whimpering] My...heart...help...me...
JC: Nope. [They keep on walking]
They finally get to the top, and Justin is getting ready to slide down.
Justin: Ay yo, JC! Where the hell is Chris?!? Ah haven't heard him talk bout Busta in a while.
JC: Oh shit! I forgot he even came with us. Ya know like how everyone always forgets he's in NSync.
Justin: Ah'm in NSYNC...dats all dat mattas.
JC flashes Justin this horrible mean-azz look and Justin gets scared.
Justin: Ah mean, da two of us MMC homies are in NSYNC...and dats all dat mattas.
As Justin approaches the platform to the slide. As he was bout to sit down, in a temporary moment of insanity, JC lunged and pushed Justin down the slide, still standing, his "fine azz" never actually touching the slide. The only thing you can here while Justin was falling down was "LORD, please don't let me fall on mah FINE AZZ or on mah fly looking face." Justin landed on neither of which he prayed for. Instead, he landed on his groin area, making thrusting virtually impossible. Justin was laughed off the stage when he tried to go solo, after all the members of NSYNC (except for JC) suffered servere or fatal injuries that day.
Chris went into cardiac arrest on the stairs and died on the way to the hospital. Joey drowned in the wading pool. Lance received 3rd degree burns on his skin for falling asleep and forgetting to "reapply every 45 minutes." Unllike Justin, JC went on to have a successful solo career!!
