Funnel cakes at lunchtime
Goldfish for a snack
Hundred dozen twinkies
DAMN YOUR ASS IS FAT!
Earth trembles when you walk
Mouth's too full to talk
Eat is the only thing you do
('sides those nasty thoughts)
Don't eat the right stuff, baby
Heart attacks will come along
You got that wide butt, Joey
You're the reason why I sing this song
"All that I ordered was soup!"
Sure Joe....yeah right.
"And I ate just one ice cream scoop!"
Not just one...(I know you had two)
Chorus:
Animal Crackers
And cookie dough
Oh oh oh oh oh
That Wide Duff
Animal Crackers
And cookie dough
Oh oh oh oh oh
That Wide Duff
Porkchops was your first dish
Maccaroni with Swiss
Green Jello is pure bliss
You don't wanna miss
Earth trembles when you walk
Mouth's too full to talk
Eat is the only thing you do
('sides those nasty thoughts)
Don't eat the right stuff, baby
Heart attacks will come along
You got that wide butt, Joey
You're the reason why I sing this song
"All that I ordered was soup!"
Said Joey....yeah right.
"And I ate just one ice cream scoop!"
Not just one...(You mean a gallon don't you?)
Chorus
Joe? "Yeah baby yeah?"
You know you got that wide butt
And Joe? "Yeah baby?"
You know, you know you got it boy.
Sure Joey...yeah right
Not just one...(I saw what you ate)
Chorus
