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I Will Not Sign That

Seeing as how Lance was recently ranked the 11th WORST autograph signer among collectors, Mel thought it was so ridiculous it deserved to be mocked. Sung to the tune of "I Can't Go For That" by Hall & Oates

Autograph seekers bug me, all the time
Can't tell who's a fan, or who's going to sell online
Use my signature to help your cash flow
Make money off of me? I don't think so.

I-- I'll do anything for a fan that's true
And I'll dance around on stage and sing a song for you

But I will not sign that (No can do)
No, I will not sign that (No can do)
Oh, I will not sign that (No can do)
I will not sign that, will not sign that, will not sign that

I can't go for signing stuff 10 times
I can't go for those who want it to make a dime
Use my signature to make some dough
Don't even think about it, I've told you no

I-- I'll do anything for a fan that's true
And I'll dance around on stage and sing a song for you

But I will not sign that (No can do)
No, I will not sign that (No can do)
Oh, I will not sign that (No can do)
I will not sign that, will not sign that, will not sign that

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I-- I'll do anything for a fan that's true
And I'll dance around on stage and sing a song for you

But I will not sign that (No can do)
No, I will not sign that (No can do)
Oh, I will not sign that (No can do)
I will not sign that, will not sign that, will not sign that, will not sign that

I will not sign that, will not sign that (No can do)
I will not, I will not-- sign that (No can do)
Oh, I will not sign that (No can do)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no can do
Oh, I will not sign that, yeah (No can do)
No, no, no, no, no, no.....

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