I personally think this isn't that funny, but ya'll are the judges. Peace. Kate
On the 2nd day of Christmas No Authority gave to me a skateboard used by Danny.
On the 3rd day of Christmas No Authority gave to me a beer can crushed by Tommy.
On the 4th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me sexual frustration just like Ricky.
On the 5th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me that bitch named Starr to manage me.
On the 6th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me a bodyguard who is crunk like Tony. *SCORE!*
On the 7th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me greasy flowing locks just like Ricky G.
On the 8th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me a SUPAFLY necklace just like Tommy.
On the 9th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me an *NSYNC CD with love from Danny.
On the 10th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me a bowl of weed to smoke with Eric Lee.
On the 11th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me my very own pet piggy.
On the 12th day of Christmas No Authority gave to me NOTHING cause theyre too po to affowd it.