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Chapter 11 – A Surprise Visitor
Brittany is in green.
Jen is in blue.
Kate is in purple.
Ricky used his index finger to gently wipe some of the goo off his face. "Lalalalala, what's this??” he couldn't help but ask himself. He stuck the finger in his mouth, and his beautiful face quickly crumpled up into a look of disgust. "Yucky!" Ricky shrieked, as he picked up Danny's NSYNC T-shirt and wiped off his face. "Now where's my piggy!"

Ricky pranced towards the back of the bus, whistling "I Will Survive" as he went. Upon entering the back, he spotted Moe, spooning with Psycho Dave. "How dare you!" Ricky shrieked, "Moe only spoons with ME!" The little pig looked up at Ricky and stuck out his tongue, and psycho Dave did the same. BoyPal marched over and snatched the pig out of the bus driver's arms, turned on his heel and stomped away.

"C’mon Moe, you're coming back up to the room with me. I won't let them hurt you." As he headed off the bus, he passed Starr and Tony, still making out and screeched again. “Stop doing that in front of my baby Moe!” They didn’t pay the boypal any attention as they went on with their business, and he walked on by them.

He exited the bus to find Tommy and Danny coming out of the hotel and heading for him. Ricky didn't know whether to cry, knowing his pig would soon be dinner. Or laugh, seeing that Tommy was in aquasocks, underoos, and an umbrella hat. He made the decision to laugh when he saw Eric behind them, riding a tricycle, his own knees smacking his chin every two seconds. Ricky stopped dead and turned around, ran back onto the bus and screamed "C'mon Dave, get a move on it! We MUST go!"

Psycho Dave came hobbling out of the back of the bus, his pegleg dragging behind him, and jumped into his seat. Before he could get the bus out of the way, Tommy and Eric jumped inside. Danny stood alongside the bus scratching his head, before making the decision to grab on to the back. As the bus drove down the street, Danny hung outstretched behind it like a windsock.

Danny glanced over to see a familiar figure hanging from the bus next to him. "Bommy?!?" he asked, surprised to see Tommy's evil twin hanging onto the bus with his one arm. Bommy, forgetting he only had one arm, let go to smack his own ass and flew backwards. As Danny watched in horror, the froed boy bounced down the highway. Danny faintly heard cries of "I'm da BOOOOOOOOMB bay-bee" as Bommy landed on the windshield of an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile behind them.

Josh was driving peacefully down the highway, chasing the No Authority bus to apologize to Danny. (He had tried to call Danny back on his galpal, but a message told him Danny’s was disconnected) All of a sudden a body hit his windshield. "Ew. It'sh that bashtard." Josh thought, mistaking Bommy for the other McCarthy. "That jerk shtole Danny from me, but maybe he'll help me get him back." Josh reached out of his window, and pulled Bommy into the hot dog shaped vehicle with him. "I'm shorry about all the problemsh we've had in the pasht Tommy, let'sh be friendsh" Josh stated, hoping the beast would agree with him and help him in his conquest to Danno.

"I'm da BOOOOOOOOOMB Bay-bee!" Bommy replied with a smile, smacking his ass with his arm.

"You're my replashment?" Josh spoke aloud. "That'sh bushted." He opened the door to the WeinerMobile, pushed Bommy out, and continued on his mad dash to catch the bus. “Here I come Danny”, he thought, bobbing his head and singing along to his NSYNC CD on full blast.. "Guessh what? It’sh gonna be me"

On the No Authority bus….


Chapter 12 - New - Humor