"You can't have him!" Ricky cried as he held on tightly to the porker. Tommy thought quickly, using his Harvard intelligence to master a perfect plan. Jumping in between the two boys he pushed Ricky towards the back of the bus. BoyPal took his chance and darted into the Den of Sin, locking the door behind him. "We're safe now Moe." He said, as he got down on the floor and spooned with his pig while singing "I'll Never Break Your Heart".

Eric stood dumbfounded by Tommy's actions. "What were you thinking!? I was in the mood for a hot dog!" Eric yelled, waving his stretchy arms in anger at the papasita.

"Did someone say hot dog?" Danny asked, poking his head in from the sunroof on the bus.

"Danny?” Tommy questioned, looking upward to the ceiling at his bandmate, who was now climbing into the bus.

"Who did you think I would be..."

"JOSH WEINER!" Eric yelped as the WeinerMoblie pulled up along side the bus.

Tommy's face grew red in anger and steam could be seen from his ears. "You, you, you BETRAYED ME!” He yelped.

Danny fell to the ground and curled into a fetal position. "No Tommy, I swear I didn't."

"Hey, look!" Eric interrupted, pointing out the window where Josh was driving alongside the No Authority bus. The ex-bandmate had a sign held out his window.

Tommy read it out loud: "I'm shorry Danny. Pleashe forgive me." Tommy turned back to Danny who was now rocking back and forth sucking his thumb. "He wants you to forgive him."

Danny jumped up and clapped his hands in excitement. "Yippie Yi Yay! Now I can get all my weekly updates on Justin again!" He grabbed Tommy's galpal and sat down next to Starr and Tony, who were still making out.

As Danny called Josh to make amends, Tommy decided to fill Eric in on his plan. He found Eric sitting at the table rolling a blunt. "Smoke weed everyday!" Eric laughed.

"Whatever." Tommy took a beer from the fully stocked refrigerator and sat across from Eric. "I'm only pretending to side with Ricky”, he explained to the stoner, “That way I'll be able to get Moe for Danny and we can all have a feast."

As Eric lit his blunt he sat back and smiled. "I'm in the mood for pork chops."

Danny sat chatting on the phone with Josh, giggling like a little boy with a new toy, when his stomach growled. The WeinerMobile had driven ahead and was no longer in site. "Hey Danny, I should get going. Jushtin needsh me to wipe hish assh before he leavesh to meet up with Britney." Josh stuttered into the galpal.

"Ok, my tummy just growled at me anyway, so I should get going too." The two reconciled friends hung up and Danny skipped over to Tommy and Eric.