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Chapter 6 – The Bus Comes To A Stop
Brittany is in green.
Jen is in blue.
Kate is in purple.
Danny then noticed the other two guys standing in the hallway, staring at him. "I'm looking for your shitty pig Ricky. I hate that smelly thing and I hate you." he sneered. Ricky began wailing, startling Eric who was still crawling between Danny's legs. The sudden noise caused him to jump to his feet, but not before accidentally causing sudden pain to Danny's "member". Danny yelped in pain and attempted to whack his long, stretchy friend with his busted galpal but was unable to in his weakened condition. Instead he just clung onto Eric's neck as the dark haired man stood upright, the spiked skater wincing in pain as he hung from Eric's back.

"YOU HYPERACTIVE SHIT!" Danny screamed when his voice settled back into its bass tone instead of the soprano like scream that had escaped just moments before.

Eric just rolled his eyes at his bandmate, then plucking Danno off of his back, he shoved the blonde into the "fag bag" that hung from his shoulder. "He fits GREEEAT! I'm so glad I carry this bag around like...everyday." Then, feeling the bus come to a stop, Eric laughed randomly in Tommy's face. "HuhHuhHuh" before skipping down the aisle, bopping Dave the Psycho bus driver in the head and getting off the now stopped tour bus.

Tommy shook his head and turned to the confused little BoyPal, who stood with his mouth open, staring after Eric. "I think he's high!" Ricky said enthusiastically about his bandmate.

"Yes." Tommy's mini mouth managed to squeak out.

Meanwhile, outside the bus, Eric was greeted by some fans.

"Argh! It's Eric"

"Look, that's No Authority"

"Can I get a picture?"

Eric smiled brightly, "Slow down girls, there's plenty Stretch to go around" Overwhelmed by the excitement, he started doing the running man. He felt something stabbing his thigh and screamed in pain "Ow!" He opened his fag bag to see the top of Danny's head. "Haha! Look girls it's Danny!" He grabbed Danny, who was holding tweezers in his hand, by the spikes and threw him into the crowd."

"BITCH!" Danny yelled, and chased after Eric with the tweezers. As the puzzled fans stood watching, Eric kicked out a stretchalicious leg and caught Danny square in the face. "My nose!" Danny screamed as he put his hand to his face. Eric howled with laughter as he walked back over to the waiting girls. A mother burst through the crowd and shoved a marker in his face.

"Eric! Sign my jeans!" The gargoylesque woman shouted. Eric looked at her before laughing, grabbing her Sharpie and drawing a fu-man moustache under her nose. The tall man next signed a few autographs with words such as "Butt" "Fart" and "Burp" before heading into the hotel.

A bleeding Danny stumbled behind him, brushing past the girls attempting to catch his blood to sell on Ebay, mumbling “I hate this I hate this I hate this”


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