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No Authority Self Titled Album
CD Review by Kid Nicky
I decided to review No Authority's CD. Nuthin better to do. I bet most of you don't own it 'cept Brit, Jen, Kate and I. I hope you do buy it, cuz its awesome! (Kate's add on comments in teal.)
1) Here I Am
Alright, you know in Westerns when the two guys are standing outside in the midddle of the town, and like you hear that wierd music about to start, knowing they are gonnna have a gun fight? That's how this song starts out. I love this song, but I have no idea what its about. It's like: HERE I AM.....Hi.....huh.....whats up. I don't know.....it's got this beat that never leaves your head though.
I had a great video idea for this, where the guys flashed through time. Instead they put up some bushted video on the [dot]com site.

2) I'm Telling You This
This song makes me smile. It's about a guy that was poo, but his chick never left his side. It reminds me of my situation with my boyfriend.

3) What I Wanna Do
I saw them sing this live. It's pretty. She gives him head or as they say "blows my mind". Whatever, the song is cool.
My FAVORITE song!

4) Beautiful Girl
He's waiting by the phone, for a girl to call him and he doesnt know her name. When he gave her his number, he could have fuckin asked her. Who gives a girl their number, anyway? Isnt it the guy that's supposed to ask for a girls' number. No wonder this guy is alone, he doesn't know the names of the chicks he loves. This song is cheesy. He wishes on a star, to know who the girl is. Damn.....
Beautiful Squirrel. I feel bad for NA when they sing this song live and that's all I'm going to say bout that.

5) Can I Get Your Number
My favorite song. It makes me dance. I used to be a REALLY HOT RED HEAD. Now Im a brunette. In this song, he fell in love and didn't know her name either. Golly, they should really learn to ask the chicks for their names. This song is my favorite.
The song that started it all. Good replent for when you don't want to make out with someone. Eh Brit?

6) Don't Get Better
This song sounds like 5ives "The Things You Do". It's about how happy he is with a girl. The end. He goes in all this detail and shit though.

7) Make You Dance
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I hate robot sounds in songs!!! lol All their songs are like the same. It's funny!!! Every song starts off like "Girl....." Hahaha ok. I'm over it.

8) Don't Go
They have a song called Don't Stop too. This song is awesome. First time a guy admits he's wrong on tape. But he's telling me what to do. I don't like that, bitch boy!
This is what we call a "filler track". A song that SUCKS but got on the CD just so there were enough songs.

9) Never Had A Lover
Starts off with Danny Talking. I love this song. There's not much more to say, except it's beautiful. I want a piece of cheese. I'm hungry.

10) Thinkin'
LOL!! Tommy is having phone sex with the answering machine. He has a hot voice. Too bad Defunkt Justin looks like my Bathroom Garbage Can. They say Rickys' name, so you know hes singing. I'm glad they told me.
The incoherent spanish-english-spanish again rap is "da bomb", if you will. They all sound like sexXxy boyz in this song.

11) Can't Go On
Danny talkin again. This is the lost NKOTB song. Jordan and Joe are kickin themselves for giving this song to No Authority, and they didn't even know they gave it to them. This song as NEW KIDS written all over it. Reminds me of Ricky and Jordan knight being like the same person. LOL!! Danny would be Donnie. Tommy is Danny, that would make Eric and Jon the same person. Known of them would be Joe cuz...huh...there's only 4 dudes in No Authority.

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