Why It Would Suck To Be Married To Danny
Ever wanted to know what it's like to be married to Danny? You've come to the right place.

10. He never talks to you

9. His NSYNC shrine kind of frightens you

8. No matter where you go, he wears a wife beater

7. He makes you call him Justin

6. Making pornos gets boring after the first year.

5. Ricky won't be aloud to EVER come over and visit.

4. Your children walk around like Frankenstein

3. He will make you wear matching capris & clogs on your wedding day.

2. He still talks to Josh Weiner. That means he'll visit you. That means you'll have to see him. No one wants that.

1. Mandy Moore & Ashley Simpson will call your house and hang up over 30 times a day.