L is for Long Legs I'm a really stretchy guy
E is for Everyday that's when I get my high
E is for Eccentric, Ricky thinks that I'm a nag
S is for Shoulder where I have a cool fag bag
T is for Truck, Mortimer's the name of mine
R is for Rear and I love mine because it's fine
E is for Excited, I'm a big flamboyant clown
T is for Thriller dancing all over my town
C is for Computer where I block my fans all week
H is for Hair and I have a really cool skunk streak