All the teenies sites use bios, so we figured we’d do them too.. but ours are a little bit different.
Name: Eric Lee Stretch
Birthdate: June 22, 1980
Height: We can fit under his armpit snuggly.
Weight: 11 Pounds
Nicknames: E-Smack, Stretchles, Gumby, Red Carpet, Assgrabba, FingerPal
Likes: Jacko masks, the Thriller dance, his over 21 fans, green mystery juice, candlelight chats, touching his own ass, Caronas, Ricky, Mardi Gras beads, his 'fag bag'
Hates: FingerPal, being tied down at photo shoots so he stays still, duct tape, Ricky, Aaron Carter & O-Town
Personal Quote: "Smoke weed every day" "Greeeeeeat" "Can you BELIEVE she said that?"
