All right, let's start this with a little introduction. Brittany wrote a few paragraphs and sent it to Jen. Jen added to it, and sent it back, then Kate got involved. Here's the end result, what we believe to be the funniest thing we've EVER written.
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Brittany's writing is in green.
Kate's writing is in purple.
Jen's writing is in blue.
This story is dedicated in loving memory of Tommy’s cell phone, we have a feeling it’s dead.
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