I met my idols, while wearing a Jacko mask. ROFL.
*Note, this story was originally written for my NSYNC Humor Site, where no one would know anything about NA, that's why it seems like I'm acting who ya'll don't even know who NA is*
HUMOR SITE OR NOT, THIS STORY IS TRUE
10.28.00
I First wanna say all the pics look busted, cuz FTP is crunked.
Unless you have joined the What EVER You Like list, you probably don’t know that I (Brittany) am a No Authority fan now. Quick story on how it started was we got one of their phone numbers and thought it was someone else, called it, blah blah blah.. we’ve been in touch telephone wise since July, but we didn’t know what ANY of them looked like, or heard ANY of there music until two weeks ago.
After hearing the song Can I Get Your Number? I started liking them, hardcore. I guess I needed something to fill the hole that was left when I stopped liking NSYNC in May.. lol. So, Kate and I decided to go see them in DC last Saturday. (Although I’ve sworn off DC forever, Kate had told Tommy, from No Authority, that we’d be there, so I went. Pssh, I HATE DC.)
We got to the show, and lmao.. there were 18 people there. That’s right, 18. And it was FREE. And 2 were parents (including Sisqo’s mom), Joy.
So being there’s only 18 of us, they let us line right up next to the stage, like I was literally leaning on it. The guys came out, and when they started the 2nd song, I put on the Michael Jackson mask. LMAO. They were dying. The guys were just laughing uncontrollably, it was so funny. (After that song, Eric picked up the mask and tried putting it on, but the song started and he had to sing so he took it off quick.. we missedoutpeace on a picture. BUSTED.)
I gave Ricky a plastic spoon, get it, I “spooned” with him? But HE didn’t understand it, and looked at me like “Huh?” Keep in mind, I had the mask on when I handed him the spoon, rofl. We gave them all PEZ, because Kate had left Tommy a message before the show about “Wonder Woman, PEZ, and the Jacko mask” (Kate had a Wonder Woman shirt on.) Another funny thing, Kate said “Hi Assgrabber!” to Eric, and he said “Assgrabber?!?” then turned around and grabbed his ass cheeks like so:
This pic is where we gave him the nickname from…
Anyway, the show was good.. but that’s not where we met them. Oh, and DANNY is a HOTTY SEXXXY MOMMMA.
So after DC, we head up to Connecticut, they were having an over 21 Halloween concert with Pink, No Authority, Baha Men, and someone else. (Thanks Bill for the free tickets, you rock!) Well, by the time we made the busted ass drive up there, we had already missed No Authority. Ugh. So, we are getting ready to leave and get a hotel, and we see teenies gathered outside at the back of the venue, SCORE.
I would like to add to the retarded ass Mom getting autographs on her jeans from Pinks dancers, and various other random people such as venue employees, YOU ARE NUTS. Seriously, this lady was running around like a chicken with its head cut off. “OMG It’s Baha Men!!” ROFL. Wishkid.
So we’re waiting outside for the guys to leave, with the usual conversation around us: “All I need is a pic of Ricky and my collections complete!” “This is my 4,000th time seeing them!” “I’ll wait in this cold FOREVER to see Danny!”… You get the picture.
Finally they come out, and I just stand there by a wall, I wasn’t by the door at all, and Kate grabs Tommy and she’s all “Hey homeskillet!!” He says hi, they hug, he says “What do you think this is DC?” whatever, it was cute. She tries to ask him what hotel they are staying at, and he’s all “I’m getting pulled, just follow us” Cuz the teenies were like pulling the guys in EVERY direction. Poor things. I didn’t talk to any of them at the venue except I asked Danny if he ate his Pez, he said he ate them all. And I yelled “Hey ASSGRABBA!” to Eric, and he looked over and waved.
So we follow them, and I guess they decided to stop at a convenience store. Well, I felt stupid, and I wasn’t going to get out of the car, lol. BUT, lo and behold.. what comes on the radio the very instant we pull into the gas station, THRILLER!!! So Kate cranks it, and I bust out of the car, mask in hand, and yell “Hey Eric” (At this time, Eric was already out of their van, doing the Thriller dance in the parking lot, lol) He sees the mask, and falls on the ground laughing. So I run over and ask him to put it on and get a pic with me, he’s like SURE! He was all excited. ROFL. I love that boy, he’s so cool.
Kate and Eric were talking, and she asked him about a message he had left back in August where he said “Smoke weed every day” and he got all excited.. “YEAH! I remember that!” Then she asked him about FingerPal, rofl.. He wears this busted thing on his wrist. But he said he doesn’t have it anymore. Well, Kate was wearing one, and said “Look! I wear one to make fun of YOU!” he was all “Don’t make fun of me!” Then they got an ASSGRABBA picture together.
Eric never went in the store, but Danny and Tommy had (Did I mention Ricky was at the hotel the whole time, he wasn’t with them, he was sick) Anyway, Danny comes out, and I went up and said something about the mask.. he was like “It scared me” all serious, lol. It was cute. Then he points at the car, (Thriller was still playing) and he's all. "Let me guess... that's YOU over there" We talked a few more minutes, then got a pic.. he wouldn't wear it, he barely wanted to TOUCH it. lol.
Then Tommy came out and we were talking to him. Well, Kate was.. I talked to him like 3 minutes about how they didn’t have what he wanted at the store.. then I went to talk to Eric. Danny was talking to some fans that I guess had seen the van and pulled into the store.
So I ask Eric if they wanted to party or something, since we were getting a room, and he’s all “Sure, sounds cool.. just keep following us” so we follow them to the hotel, and when we get there, some fans were waiting outside.. a whole 3 of them, lmao. We couldn’t get a room at the hotel cuz it was booked, but we hung out with them for like another 25 minutes at the hotel, just talking. The whole time I’m talking to Tommy, he’s just shoving chips in his mouth, and gnawing on Beef Jerky. Lol. Eric is bouncing around like a lunatic, and Danny is REALLY quiet, but really sweet. I guess he’s shy. I thought he’d be like how I used to think JRT bitch was… all stuck up cause he’s sexxxy. But out of nowhere he comes up and grabs my leg and is all “I like your pants” then he does the same to Kate.. (we had on leather). And when he was going upstairs (he went up a few minutes before Eric and Tommy) he came over and gave us both a hug.. we had barely even talked to him the whole time.. only Tommy and Eric, and I said to him “Did I SAY I wanted a hug??” lol.. I can’t believe I said that, cuz I love that sexxxy bitch. But he just laughed. Oh also, Tommy had a stuffed pig someone had given him for Ricky (Ricky likes pigs) and he was holding it, it was cute. But he set it down, and I picked it up… only to find a “magazine” sitting under it. Rofl. I love these guys.
So anyway, we finally left, and that’s the end of my No Authority weekend. I’m a BIG FAN, but not a BIG FINE FAN. Right? Right. Peace.
