Well, being that this site IS called “Can I Get Some Humor Baby?” We HAD to parody Can I Get Your Number as our theme song. So here goes…
Cuz I never thought I would fall in love, with a group like No Authority
But there’s something about you that tells me I wanna go down…
Seen NSYNC and Backstreet, and some 98 Degrees but I’ve never seen a band like you.
Ricky’s gay, Eric’s NUTS, Danny’s got the nicest butt, Tommy’s ready to get drunk with you.
Can these guys be any lamer?
Ricky G is such a flamer
Danny Z is quite a hottie
Eric looks at porn with Tommy
They sure ain’t supermodels, not a perfect 10 (like a 5)
Danny’s too quiet and Assgrabber’s acting fem
But they have got to be the nicest stars I’ve met
‘Cept little BoyPal cuz I haven’t seen him yet
Cuz I never thought I would fall in love, with a boy that has a pet pig Mo
But it started with leaving Tommy messages at the tone…
Seen NSYNC and Backstreet, pssh with them those boys are beat, now it’s all for No Authority
Yeah I like, them a lot, but it’s NOT because they’re hot, talked to them before we’d even seen
Tommy called our number baby (yeah yeah, what what?)
Now I’m wanting Eric’s digits (he’s my baby, he's my baby)
No Authority is crazy (they ain’t shy no)
This song's over cuz I’m lazy…
