F is for Flips which I always like to do
E is for Everywhere I can't afford to go
L is for Love which I feel for my pig Moe
I is for Indigo color contacts that I've worn
X is for XXX, I wanna be in porn!
G is for Gaby, the girlfriend of mine
O is for Overweight with my big fine behind
D is for Danny who really hates me
I is for Idiot which Danny tends to be
N is for No Authority, I'm the leader of these four
E is for Eric when he's throwing me through doors
Z is for Z's I go to bed at nine o' clock. The end.