The closest table to him, designated the “Winking Table” seated Tommy McCarthy, Trevor from soulDecision, and Howard “Sweet D” Dorough of Backstreet Boys. Tommy, feeling somebody’s eyes on him, glanced over his shoulder. Ricky gave him a wave, Tommy turned around, picked up some mashed potatoes off his plate, and whipped them at the BoyPal.

As laughter erupted throughout the room, Ricky sat quietly wiping clumps of potato out of his flowing locks. “I love Tommy” he thought.. “I love them all”

Ricky looked to another part of the room, where Eric sat playing with his FingerPal. He remembered when Eric gave HIM the FingerPal… but then he sobered up, punched Ricky in the head, and took it back. A smile crossed Ricky’s face as he rubbed the still noticeable bump on his forehead. Eric happened to look over, so Ricky mouthed “Hi!” with a wave to him. Eric gave him the finger and turned back around. “Aww… Eric is SO sweet” was the first thing to cross his mind.

At yet another table sat Danny, quietly. A plate of untouched food in front of him as he started blankly at the wall. Ricky took the opportunity to backflip over to him and say hi. In a Sisqo like fashion, he was on the other side of the room in seconds. “Hey there Danny!” he yelled happily. Danny, still staring blankly at the wall, reached up and hit Ricky in the head. Ricky reached in his pouch, got out a candy bar and gave it to Danny. Danny, still not saying a word, hit him in the head with the candy bar.

Ricky backflipped his way on over to his own table again.

“Well Moe, it looks like a great Thanksgiving, and I figured out what I’m thankful for. All my friends that love me so much, “ he said, looking around the room at everyone with a smile, “but most of all, I love YOU Moe.”

Moe looked up at Ricky and shit on his lap.

The End.

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