It's Tommy, remember me? From South Carolina.. the trailer park? Here's what I want for Christmas this year.

Beer.

Porno magazines.. (Maxim's my fave, but Playboy will do.)

More shirts with retarded sexual inuendo slogans on them.

Curl tamer.

Those damn girls to stop calling my cell phone.

The ability to not answer every question with a simple "Yes."

A mullet.

A prosthetic arm for Bommy.

A shorter tongue.

I hope you can grant my wishes. Thank You! - Tommy